#so sorry to ridley can't believe you'd do this to him

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@wthwolves​,   bragin,  r. :   “ did  you  just  tell  me  to  smile? ” re :   superstore  2.14 / 2.15  sentence  meme.

IN  TYPICAL  DRAMATIC  FASHION,   i  let  out  a  sigh  almost  as  though  to  sound  exasperated.   what  is  it  with  men   &   never  listening?   it's  like  it's  a  universal  trait  they  all  share,  the  single  braincell  that  links  every  man  to  one  another.   maybe  that's  true,  maybe  that's  why  there  are  so  many  stereotypical  characteristics  that  they  seem  to  share.   i  roll  my  eyes   &   press  my  lips  together.

“   yeah,  actually,  i  did.   ”   it's  a  kinder  way  to  say:   did  i  fucking  stutter?   not  that  i  care  to  be  kind,  or  remotely  nice,  for  that  matter,  but  i  don't  have  the  energy  to  be  an  outright  cunt  per  usual  either.   besides,  ridley's   ...   well,  ridley.   he's  lucky  his  daughter's  cute   &   i  love  kids,   &   maybe  that’s  why  i  tolerate  him.   something  about  parents  actually  wanting  to  be  good  is  a  soft  spot.   what  can  i  say?   all  my  parents  gave  me  is  trauma   &   a  trust  fund.   at  least  they  were  good  for  something,  i  guess.     “   actually,  i  said  smize.   ”    &   because  i  don't  expect  him  to  know  what  that  means  at  all,  “   like,  smile  with  your  eyes  like  the  pretty  boy  you  are.   &   yes,  that  is  a  compliment.   you  know,  the  resting  bitch  face  is  very  trendy  nowadays  so  you  might  be  onto  something,  but  everyone  who  posts  about  having  it  is  a  loser  with  no  friends.   are  you  a  loser  with  no  friends?   ”