#so the closest I'll get to dating a human is a weathergirl. like sam from cloudy with a chance meatballs. closest I would get to human date | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thepandalion · 4 months ago

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nothing to fuck you up faster than scrolling a character situation tag (as in "X character is sad in this one" way) and seeing an author you recognize who apparently wrote a fic for it that you don't remember reading

#well actually getting flirted with on main fucks a guy up faster when the guy is actually aroace and not into dudes at all regardless #like even my concept-related girlfriend is. a girl. technically. idk rain isn't really gendered but I still refer to her as a girlfriend #so yknow. could be worse #idk tho if its flirting or not. like Im vaguely sure that it is but Ive been wrong before #and like. idk he's nice enough but again not my type. my type is weather and human guy cannot. be. that #so the closest I'll get to dating a human is a weathergirl. like sam from cloudy with a chance meatballs. closest I would get to human date #or. weatherwoman? idk. whats the word. meteorologist who is not a guy

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