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I FINISHED THE PEGLIN SWEATER!

omg omg omg omg I’m so proud of this! I’ve been working on it for like two months now. I’ve never done corner-to-corner crochet before, and I’ve never made a garment before either! Dozens of plushies, sure, but this is my first wearable item.

I went way overboard with the colors and definitely should have simplified it just for cost reasons (do not ask how much I spent on yarn for this dang thing, hahaha), but I think all the little Peglins are just SO cute and they turned out really nice!

haven’t decided yet if I’m going to add some buttons to the front or if I’m just going to leave it open-faced like that. We’ll see.

size 4 (worsted) yarn, size F hook

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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.

the common cockchafer:

me: the common what

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Piratesoftware can eat the darkest part of my lily white asshole for all the misinformation he's spreading about the stop killing games idea.

Fucking cockroach.

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EREGION

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Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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average gay interaction

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Why does she want to fit in with the country music crowd so bad anyway?

I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"

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Why do we think it's always Americans "ummmm actually!"-ing us when we moan about it being uncomfortably hot. It's never an Aussie or a South African or anybody else that also has unbearably fucking hot weather. You guys do understand that it's not a suffering competition? We can both have shit unfuckingbearable weather and if you didn't phrase your responses like a "gotcha!" then we could even moan about it together in solidarity! What a world that would be.

I’ll take American exceptionalism for a million corn dogs or whatever.

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Edinburgh Pride, June 21st 2025

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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)

For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!

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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.

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My sister got me this for my birthday. Ring-a-ding ding!

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