#soda reads sarota springs

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

urban fantasy is at its very best when its about a man who is Just Some Guy TM who gets dragged into supernatural shenanigans beyond his control.  like listen buddy this guy works at burger king or some shit, this is way beyond his paygrade and he does not want to be here At All.  his biggest strength is his midwesterner “don’t ask don’t tell” attitude about the supernatural.  he wants absolutely nothing to do with being a hero, fuck it, he just wants to be normal but instead he’s fighting cthulu in a walmart parking lot.

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

big fan of the dude with the suitcase full of money whose sole purpose seems to be walking around in a bathrobe and boxers and having homoerotic tension with church