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call-me-lemon · 1 year

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I want to build a fort with a sign on the door that reads "No uggos allowed" but I never stop anyone from coming in ever even if they look like a literal eldrich horror so it both promotes positivity in the sense that no one is denied meaning no one is ugly and also that it confuses the hell out of all visitors as to the origins of the sign and to what exactly I consider to be ugly

#there would have to be some reason that the sign was put up #some mysterious incident that caused 'uggos' to be exiled #but no one is ugly so what the hell happened and who is this sign refering to #also there is a pool table in the fort #or billiards #do yall call it pool or billiards? is there a difference?#I also want a classic pinball wall #i dont play pinball but I enjoy the type of person that gets very hyperfixated on one specific branded pinball machine shamelessly #there would also be like three different dnd nooks for parralell campaigns #and if they arent one-offs we could just not clean up after ourselves and come back to the space exactly as we left it #and as all forts require there would be several alone rooms since all those activities might be overwhelming #I used to hide in my closet when I was stressed so im going for closet vibes. the clothes muffle sound and they would idealy be remote too #so if youre just not having a good day you can go in the alone closet and settle into a beanbag chair on the floor and just have a good cry #work through it and when youre ready come on out and play some mario kart

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