#some of these r rlly old but what can u do el oh el

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29/09/22 dump

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hello pals !! im el (22, est, she/her pronouns) and this is my newest muse elijah ..... can’t wait to Absolutely Ruin Him!!!! i’m still in the process of fleshing out this Soft Babie so pls enjoy getting to know him at the same time & pace that i do aksjdhasd. if this mess of an intro isn’t enough to scare u away pls feel free to smash the like button OR hmu on d*scord @ suffering!#1968 for a good time ;))))

( axel auriant, cismale ) did you hear how ELIJAH MOLNAR is applying to columbia university as a PSYCHOLOGY major ?! the TWENTY-ONE year old is living in the WATT HALL. i heard that they got in because they are +DYNAMIC and +EXPRESSIVE, but honestly i think HE can be -INSOUCIANT and -FICKLE. they’re a real CHAMELEON. oh well, only time will tell if the JUNIOR will make it til the end.

STATS ✷ WANTED CONNECTIONS ✷ PINTEREST

B A C K S T O R Y

elijah was born in manchester, english but definitely not bred there because he was constantly moving. his parents are successful house flippers who travel around the country renovating houses for a living which meant he was never in once place for too long? and honestly... he felt like he was living the dream?? he loved his home, his friends, his life. but when he was 13, his parents decided that it was time to put down roots for the family, so the molnars packed their bags and settled in nyc.

it was at this point that he kind of started.....acting out? it wasnt necessarily for attention or anything, but he wasn’t happy with the change and found it rlly difficult to adapt to a stagant and american life? this was difficult for him because, with a life that is constantly changing, he had never had trouble adjusting before.

(tw: drugs) elijah has never been much of the studious type?? so that paired with his newfound behavioral issues meant you were more likely to find him stoned off his ass doing graffiti throughout the city than you were to find him studying

he wasn’t doing the graffiti just cos he likes petty crime but bc he just loves art??? he leans more towards painting and murals but art of all kinds and all mediums just make him rlly happy. and even though his parents are house flippers, he kind of felt like this profession was not something they necessarily approved of? maybe it was because they had spent their due time in corporate america before becoming renovators or tbh maybe this was all in his head but he was just Popping Off and being Dumb.

but at some points his parents had just??? had enough??? the molnars are (clearly) a very close family and they refused to allow their son to fuck around and just . not “”””do anything”” with his life. so they gave him an ultimatum: get his shit together or go to boarding school. the thought of being away from his family at some random boarding school in america was enough to scare him into trying to get his life together

with a lot of handholding from tutors, he was actually able to raise his grades his junior and senior yr!!! and his sat exam??? honestly he aced that shit bc he had a one on one tutor who taught him exactly the right way to study for it kjshd. he did well enough that his school stats + him being a two generation legacy was enough for him to land himself into columbia. which....he chose to go to on random solely bc his sister would be attending.

C U R R E N T L Y

so now eli is a junior at columbia and studying psychology. a major that he .... could not care less about. he knew that studying art would not be an option for him (big sad!!) so he picked psychology on his college apps just so he could submit them. he was hoping that inspo would strike in another educational field ..... but now here he is 3 yrs later still struggling thru the major akjsdh

he hated how hard his life became once he moved to the states, so he promised himself that he would never let himself do such a bad job of adapting ever again.

what does that mean, u ask?? it means that he’s bsc trained himself to fit in any situation JKASHA. it’s not that he’s a snake or anything and he’s not doing it to hurt people, it’s all just for self preservation. but does that prevent some hurtful snakelife behavior from occurring?? definitely not.

since coming to columbia, he’s kind of taken up a Soft Babie personality/lifestyle??? and it’s not an act, he definitely expresses himself the way he wants .... but he also hides a ton. he doesn’t want people to know about his vices, would prefer if they just saw him as perfect??? esp. bc his parents have a lot of connections at columbia and, even tho his relationship with them has improved, he’s scared of them pulling some dumb “boarding school threat 2.0″ shit on him

if u get to see the real him with no mask on??? phewwwww u are LUCKY.

bc he literally hides ... some of the biggest parts of himself? he’s bisexual with a preference for men, but most of the population (minus like. hookups and close close friends) think he’s straight. he’s never given them any reason to think otherwise and he’d like to keep it that way

it’s not that his family is bigoted or anything but he’s just gotten back into a good place with them and the last thing he wants to do is “””rock the boat””””??? so quiet he stays! this mentality goes along with other parts of him as well: he tries not to seem too enthusiastic about the arts, he doesn’t really ever talk about himself (this means he is a FABULOUS listener akjsh), etc etc etc.

he is just..... so fucking Cynical lol

anyway hello hi if u made it this far then i Truly love you? im so fucking bad abt rambling :(((( uhh this is where i again encourage u to plot with me so .... hit that like/message me and let’s do that :P

ok bye y’all!!

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my thoughts during stranger things season two: chapter two: trick or treat, freak

here we go boys chapter two DONT BRING BACK GOODBYE MIKE oh no i dont want to see this :( my poor baby:(((( she calls for mike :((( stop!!!!! im crying not even a minute into the episode SHES FREE HALLELUJAH SHE CAN LEAVE THE UPSIDE DOWN woo look @ my girl GO yuck she cant go back to mike oh my god im gonna cry go OFF MICHAEL omg um can yall leave my girl eleven ALONE thank u she is so scared :((( i hated that so much i dont want to go through that ever again im ready for some dad!hopper tho ELEVEN AS A GHOST SHE IS SO CUTE SHE IS SO !!! C U TE um hey hops stop jk love u ur a good dad did i say that she is so cute word of the day omg so cute everything about this is cute i love halfway happy!!!! :') that was scary wtf AH HE IS SO CUTE I LOVE WILL DUSTIN!!!!! LUCAS I LOVE YOU!!!! erica i love u too sweetie mike stop bein a dick alright LOOK AT MY HAPPY BOYS wow call him out lucas hahahhaha they are the only ones wearing costumes i love them snsbsjaj lucas and dustin are idiots and thats the Tea™ hopper laughing at joyce how cute omg they are in love i cant do this rn stop!!!! y'all think investigating the upside down is a good idea??? someone is bout to die i hate this doctor guy i miss barb can i just talk about how much i hate steve's hair thanks aw but he is comforting her :') still don't ship don't come 4 me lol these idiots omg imanahaha THEY ARE SO CUTE HA i think i like max i love you dustin ha she is controlling the tv i love her AH I LOVE HER SHE IS SO CUTE holy shit what the fuxk woah i dont trust this man woah el SNAPPED ew smelly pumpkins a pumpkin conspiracy hehe because you're old hah this man complaining about his pumpkins? yeah i love him um i don't like this get max out of there i want a max backstory pls i hate billy!! ew those two cops that work w hopper? can't remember their names bug i love em go away BOB I LOVE THE BYERS BROTHERS i hate all men except jonathan but billy can leave thx how dod steve get over there so fast wtf cringing @ bob can bob stop talking exterminator hah i love my sons i love a girl named Mad Max haha the little w the gun i would die for u HOPPER FORGOT ABOUT ELEVEN:(((( :( i wanna cry she doesn't deserve this i literally hate lucas and dustin so much oh god mike is jealous oo y is mike so angry STOP STOP LEAVE HIK ALONE STOP OH MY GOD MY MOUTH JUST DROPPED it's gonna b ok:( mike is so nice to will im crying heyooo i love jonathan byers ok nancy is being unfair i actually like steve rn shh her acting oh my god wow wait this is kind of sad what the fuck nancy what did u do i love will & mike's friendship eleven :( he misses her so much im sad hey mike, i love u AW LOOK AT EM MY BOYS WE'LL GO CRAZY TOGETHER I LOVE FRIENDSHIP jonathan helping her home :') wow im sad shes not gonna b there omg oh wait there she be what she up to o i see awwww omg omgomgomg wowza i am gonna cr y ohhhh stop this is too much i rlly cant handle this NO STOP CRYING I STOP tubular um whatever u r leave my child dustin alone he is so dumb i cant do this a good episode wow