#some serious stuff about SnK time location

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levi ackerman nsfw alphabet

...there is no excuse for this

a/n: so I’m going to start posting some levi content to get a SNK following!!! The survey results all say more anime and everyone is in favor for the Levi series (SURVEY LINK IN MY MASTERLIST IF YOU’RE CURIOUS). The plan right now is to finish Every Which Way then get started on the Levi series!!!! Feel free to start requesting SNK stuff 

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

homeboy boutta cum again just because he gets to clean you up. But on a more serious note, he takes aftercare seriously because Levi likes to maintain good hygiene, and it’s likely his partner will too. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He is honestly an ass guy and no one can change my mind

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person

He would cum so fast during his first time, or at least during his first time after a while. He wouldn’t really be embarrassed by it because he has the stamina to keep going and to cum more than once. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Levi has TONS OF EXPERIENCE. He knows what he’s doing for sure. He would probably be a little bit awkward with an inexperienced partner just because he would be worried that you won’t tell him when he should slow down, stop, or go

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Either bent over his desk or flat on your back with your own panties stuffed in your mouth. He’s gotta keep you quiet somehow

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

omg no. Levi in general isn’t a ‘goofy’ person so it’s gotta be something HILARIOUS to get him to joke around in bed

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He keeps himself as clean and neat as he does everything else. You can’t tell me this man doesn’t trim himself every week

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

skdjgfs just thinking about how intimate Levi is makes me blush because he’s just so intense. It’s very intimate to be with Levi. He will say the dirtiest things you’ve probably ever heard and it’s so wild because he means every bit of it. He is used to keeping his more sexual desires hidden and being professional. After all, in his line of work, he doesn’t really have free time to spend jacking off and such. He is really aggressive in bed and really intimate. BUT he also does have the ability to be romantic and gentle. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

“I’m a grown man,” he says, “not a little boy.” 

But this, actually, is a lie. When he sees you for the first time he is instantly attracted to you. You’re like his muse. And suddenly he can’t help himself. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I’d say Levi can be rather kinky, but nothing specific comes to mind. Probably the bondage and the punishments. He enjoys giving you punishments for the smallest of things. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

It has to be somewhere he feels comfortable. So probably overnight missions are not going to be very exciting. A camp out would get handjobs at the best, and even then he’d prefer to pleasure you. He would much rather be in the comfort of his own office or bedroom. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Any little bit of teasing immediately turns Levi on. Saying the wrong thing, giving him the wrong look, making eye contact for a second too long, that all just gets him so riled up he has to stop himself from throwing you over his desk.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He probably would not be willing to negotiate anything remotely feet related. Feet are for walking and feet are calloused and dirty. 

Don’t. Even. 

You like to make foot fetish jokes around him and he just rolls his eyes and gets so irritated. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers receiving, but of course he’ll return the favor. His face in your pussy is easily one of his favorite places to be. He doesn’t usually intitiate oral, what he would initiate is hand play, like fingering you or sticking his hand down your pants/skirt to rub at your clit.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s reallllly rough and pretty fast. If he’s feeling emotional or if you’re looking for a certain sort of vibe, he’ll slow things down. But even so, he’s very rough. His partner is bound to have bruises from where he was grabbing at you. It’s hard to walk afterwards, too. Like, every time. Good luck riding your horse the next day. He likes to see it though, watching you wince as you lower yourself onto your saddle. He thinks it’s hilarious, but there’s a subconscious sense of pride and possession. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s more than willing to take you against a tree during a scouting mission if you’re both feeling frisky.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s more than willing to experiment. He’s well experienced and is fairly kinky. He wouldn’t want to force anything on you but anything you ask to try out.

  S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

All night long if you’re down for it, baby

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

YESSS. He looooves to use dildos and vibrators (or whatever the attack on titan era equivalent of these are) on you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s such a dom, he teases the SHIT out of you. And if you’ve teased him? Punishments all night long.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He grunts and groans and if you’re really lucky he’ll moan

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Let’s say you’re Erwin’s girl. If you and Erwin approached him, asking for a threesome or for Levi to fuck you while Erwin watched, he would be saying yes so fucking fast. It’s not too likely that he’ll jump for joy if you mention a threesome and you’re his girl. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

HE”S-UGH. 

Okay so he’s short whatever but at full erection he’s got about 71/2 “, up to his belly button, the whole nine yards. Softer, it’s about 6″

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s horny all the time but he doesn’t really have an outlet, unless he’s in a relationship. His partner should expect sex every night at the very least.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll stay up for a while, tidying up or doing busywork. He doesn’t get much sleep unless you force him to stay in bed and cuddle. He’ll gripe about it, but secretly, he’s happy to be cuddling, and he’ll fall asleep counting your heartbeat.

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SnK 112 Thoughts

Congrats to Eren on giving all the good people contributing to his series’ Wild Mass Guessing page a shout-out. Good on you, man. You’ve got my vote on your cult not doing anything wrong or aggravatingly stupid ever.

Also, Zeke!

It’s rare we see such a prime example of a leader in a shounen manga knowing how to delegate. Props, my man!

I hope Annie kicks both your heads off!

This is an emotional chapter.

Before we begin, I have one thing I need to get off my chest.

Thank you for your time.

First thing first!

I love how Nicolo’s entire theory is, “something shady is up with the wine and idk Zeke and spinal fluid sounds right????” This entire chapter is one long tribute to everything the fandom has ever screamed about and it is fantastic in that one aspect.

Also, hey, hope for Falco. Zeke waits until all the bottles are empty before he screams, so I would guess that he at least prefers his victims to be properly dosed. Falco should be okay. The blunt force trauma might actually be the more concerning bit for the bright and shiny little one.

Another thing I love is how every single mention of Marley somehow makes Marley come across even worse.

Sorry, that’s not fair.

I love how every single mention of Marley reminds and confirms that they are the worse, and the reminders serve to dig that knowledge deeper into all our souls until we almost don’t mind when innocent civilians are wiped off the map if it means that structure no longer exists.

“Almost” being subject to innate character and morality.

Eren does not recognize the union of “almost” and adds the asterisk of “younglings” after “innocent civilians.”

Hell though, Nicolo. At least you found yourself, even if it did come after battering a child into unconsciousness. And you kept Connie and Jean from drinking the bad juice.

I really like the interaction between Nicolo and Sasha’s dad. Nicolo’s not the man he is. He loses himself in his anger and only chance stops him from crossing a very serious line.

But Mr. Blouse is the type of man Nicolo can see the merit in, and define himself by that gap because the end of that gap is something so much better than the man who come close to murdering children.

Some people are still learning to be better, even now, because of the good people they surround themselves by.

Gabi has been surrounded by nothing but warmth (barring Nicolo and Kaya’s trauma) since arriving to Paradis. Falco is a good guy. Mikasa and Armin are good people. The family of the soldier she killed are good people.

She isn’t charging at Mikasa and Armin (and geez every time these kids get a distance shot when the other characters are standing up it fucks me up; they are too tiny for any of this). She’s been passionately defending everything she and Marley has done, but now she’s quiet, and all she can do is ask for her friend, who keeps saving her life, to not be killed. All she can do is offer up her life to make up for the crimes that she can’t imagine being forgiven.

She is so young. Killing and violence and death are the obvious conclusions to her. She’s been taught that, and she excels at that, but now she keeps finding people who are willing to stand down and not kill her.

Reiner’s character is a slow stumble into his morality breaking his mind. Slowly, the idea that these people he’s surrounded by are people encroaches.

Gabi’s thrown into the deep end and the plot keeps shoving her head down when she struggles to the surface to breathe. None of this has been kind on her. The violent assault on her sanity is the kind she’s only ever been exposed to physically.

I haven’t put much thought into what I want from the Warriors, because thoughts of anything Marley adjacent always tend to irritate me. They’re trapped in a broken cycle that they’re perpetuating, and that makes them impossible to root for.

But I think Gabi needs her cousin.

She’s always wanted to be strong for him, and he’s only clinging to life because he wants to be strong for her and Falco.

Reiner knows what it’s like to learn that your simple world is infinitely more complicated than you can bear. This is his little cousin, and she’s gone through the crash course version of his nightmare. She doesn’t need the right answer that makes it all okay (there isn’t one), but a hug and someone understanding all of the twisting moral paradoxes shattering her insides would be such a helpful thing.

Heck, it would be good for Reiner, too. Seeing all of his pain in someone he doesn’t have the heart to blame. Maybe he could find some sort of path to peace in that.

Then everything just goes straight to hell.

Despite this chapter’s... this chapter...ness, Eren stepping straight into the backroom with his hand covered in blood? Hella fucking cool. Like. That is one thing I absolutely did not see coming, and it is a great way to bring him on back in.

I thought he wouldn’t get to talk to Armin or Mikasa until his plan exploded and they needed to bail him out. I never once expected him to just walk right in and take his buddies hostage for a nice, quiet conversation.

That said, yike.

Yike, yike, and dare I say it, yikes.

Grior reveals Our Heroes’ location, and that’s... really scary in itself, because Grior tells him that he’s grown too close with Eldians, yet Grior is helping the fanatical Eldians act in accordance with Zeke’s plans.

So it isn’t that Nicolo’s gotten too close with Eldians, it’s that he’s grown close to them without the purpose of exploiting them. Which, as every Marleyan soldier knows, is a bad thing.

And Floch doesn’t mind. He’s accepting the help of Grior without any comment.

Let’s do a brief headcount: Yelena, Zeke, and Eren run a cult of fanatic Eldians under the banner of a new Eldian Empire. Paradis’ military is theoretically running Paradis but really sentenced to the whims of said cult. At least one prisoner of war sides with helping out the cult. The Anti-Marley Volunteers (or at least Onyankopon) are in the dark.

Floch is, partially, willing to let Zeke’s plans play out however they may because they can work to destabilize the current Paradis government.

It’s fitting that this chapter is called, “Ignorance.” Willful and unwillful.

And as Eren says, nothing is further from freedom.

Now let’s get to the fun happy times of EMA.

See? Eren gets out of prison and the first thing on his mind is talking to his best friends! Such a touching, emotional sentiment!

...

Yeah, do you guys know where to begin? I don’t.

This is just.

Honestly, I keep moving back to yikes?

Eren is gathering people he has no emotional attachment to to his side, and aggressively pushing his friends away. He is doing everything he can to abandon them on the roadside and make sure they will have zero desire to come crawling back to him.

The question is if he’s doing this because he believes it’s best within his own head, he believes it’s the best response to being threatened into this, or if Eren’s just gone completely haywire in the membrane and his PTSD is finally attacking people besides himself emotionally.

This kind of deliberate cruelty has like. motive.

Mikasa tries to talk to Eren by reminding him of how kind he is. The warmth is what saves her in her mind, not the violence. She’s the one to bring up the kidnapping.

Eren counters.

Nothing like kindness saves her. It’s biology. Friendship doesn’t bind them, slavery does. Happenstance brings them together and keeps them there.

Mikasa argues. She says he’s wrong, and tells him it’s because of him that she’s strong, meaning him as a person.

Eren doesn’t address that. Despite being the one to ask how he’s wrong, when he’s given an attempt at an answer, he keeps monologuing rather than respond to Mikasa’s feelings for him. He brings up her headaches.

Mikasa is dead, and a slave, and he hates her.

“Do you know who I hate most in this world? Anyone who isn’t free.”

Ignorance is furthest from freedom. Even in this script Eren has adopted, no matter how much of it is the truth, if Eren’s seeking to relieve Mikasa of her ignorance, he’s seeking to bring the slave he hates so much freedom. From him.

Funny, she might protect Eren automatically, but she doesn’t have any problem with headaches when Armin punches Eren and makes him bleed.

Armin earns a less prolonged speech before all of it, and it’s...

For both of them, this is the worst thing they could hear from Eren. Armin, as a child, always feels useless next to his strong friends. His huge moment in Trost comes from realizing they never see him that way. It’s all in his head.

This isn’t in his head. This is Eren, telling him he’s useless.

Telling him that Bertolt, who’s only in his head because Eren fought tooth and nail to put him there, is interfering with his free will.

(Also even if everything Eren is saying is the bull it feels like, can has Frieda!Eren? Memory seepage. Canonize my brotp, manga. Do it.

(Double also, lol at Eren saying that memories are part of who you are, and Armin having Bertolt’s means bad things, but Eren having... lots has no effect, he is teh free as a bird. Kiddo, you are not a good bad guy.))

Eren calls himself free before he starts talking. He’s free from his ignorance in a way they are not, and he chooses to enlighten his friends.

Good grief. And more grief. Less than good grief?

Terrible grief?

ALL the grief.

Eren’s the one who wants a peaceful talk with his friends. All so he can beat the crap out of them physically and emotionally.

Eren.

What in the fuck. What reason could you possibly have to need Armin and Mikasa that far away from you? Why do they need to be pushed out of trying to see the good in you?

I’m sure there’s a reason, because story.

But wow.

Killing younglings was one thing. Lording the high ground and your blood brother over your real family?

Your heroic sacrifice where you finally die and everyone’s crying about how you did all this stupid stuff alone but truly for a good cause had better make me cry like a damn baby kid, or you are dead to me.

Additionally, heeeey. Guess what.

Guess what Eren’s learned about important things.

And throwing them away.

Can you guess.

Can you.

It’s the family he has that isn’t pro-murder.

That’s actually of serious interest to me, because one of the things I think the story has been moving towards is an actual examination of the belief that you need to sacrifice things to change things. While Armin states that in a philosophical, hey, this seems like how we win, way, the story has, more and more, focused on the love that keeps people from making certain sacrifices.

Eren’s thrown love, the only reason Armin’s alive to punch him, away.

For as dark as this story is, that’s never been the right choice. Letting people go is understood and respected. Disloyalty is scorned and rejected.

My theory for a while has been that the true answer to these sacrifices is that if you throw away the things you care about to change the world, that world will have changed into something abominable.

The world would be a different place if Sasha didn’t care about killing children.

Sasha being Sasha is why Nicolo tries to fight Zeke’s plans.

Eren’s world without Armin and Mikasa is not going to be a better one for him, and possibly not for anyone else, either.

Then we lead into...

Things that just make me really, really uncomfortable.

I don’t mind people like Levi suggesting that someone eats Zeke, then dies in a few months when Historia eats that person. I. That’s fine. That’s a fine plan, and it makes sense for where they’re at, and anyone who agreed to that would agree, no issue.

Historia’s plotline continues to make me... uncomfortable is really the word. Not the tragic, devastating uncomfortable that Eren’s stuff is. Just... the sickening kind. The fact that people have, off-screen, come to terms with perpetuating the same kind of bloody sacrifice of their children that plagues their entire society after we had an entire arc ending with Historia going hey, actually fuck that...

A thirteen-year-old being bred to eat its mother is a disgusting concept.

I know I’ve said it before, and I realize people are probably done with my feelings on the subject, but if that is really the story being told--even if it avoids that conclusion, the fact that a scheme like that is allowed to get so far without any comment to the contrary except by the Kylo Ren wannabe at the very start--

Why in the fuck should I care what happens to these people?

You raise a child to die for you, you don’t deserve to live.

What happens if they don’t consent in thirteen years? What if they don’t want to eat their mommy? Oh well, we’re going to force you, just like every other Eldian society from the dawn of time? Or guilt you into it because thousands of lives depend on you having none?

Fuck all of you. If that’s your plan, I don’t mind Zeke killing each and every last one of you. I will naturally prefer if he dies in the process, but it’s not the prerequisite you might think.

(Repeated statement that at this point, I will be doing my fandom activities until the series ends, but yeah. This is the place where I choose to opt out, emotionally, if it’s really going down like this.)

Um. In news that actually matters to people who aren’t me, heeeeey, Levi alone in the forest with 31 titans.

This is why the SnK kinkmeme was created.

It’s also really sad.

They killed the titans inside their home.

Zeke’s bringing them back.

Annie needs to kick so many people in the head I can’t even.