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hey i heard about your girlfriend, i'm so sorry. yeah, it's really fucked up that she had one good establishing storyline and ever since the writers havent known what to do with her. someone said she's a bit of a girlboss now but apparently she doesn't even pass the sexy lamp test anymore because her character got all flattened out. yah i heard. it's so sickening. yea. yea. my condolences bro she is only a shadow of her past self, it's true, but on the bright side what's left of her still loves you so. small mercies i guess. being in a relationship is all she can do anymore these days everything else gets too much and she malfunctions and starts stabbing people while spouting one liners. such a shame, really, she was such a layered person..... oh your writers changed? oh buddy there's nothing left to do but start hoping that they won't get you too. or start biting maybe. regardless, godspeed king
#watching the 3rd season musketeers rn and i want to hurl everytime i have to deal w what they did to constance.....#at least we got sylvie in exchange bc i love her but i wish they had let constance be a person too#also do not get me started on bbc being human post s1 and the way they handled annie i will forever be salty#the day i decided to make lates 00s/early 10s bbc shows an integral part of my serotonin supply#someone on the other side of the world inexplicably woke up howling w laughter#and that was the moment my fate was sealed: clown shoes forever 🤡😔#cavetext#im not sorry for being a hater and i promise it will happen again i have zero faith in tv writers anywhere except maybe jon steinberg
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