cashmere-caveman · 2 years ago
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hey i heard about your girlfriend, i'm so sorry. yeah, it's really fucked up that she had one good establishing storyline and ever since the writers havent known what to do with her. someone said she's a bit of a girlboss now but apparently she doesn't even pass the sexy lamp test anymore because her character got all flattened out. yah i heard. it's so sickening. yea. yea. my condolences bro she is only a shadow of her past self, it's true, but on the bright side what's left of her still loves you so. small mercies i guess. being in a relationship is all she can do anymore these days everything else gets too much and she malfunctions and starts stabbing people while spouting one liners. such a shame, really, she was such a layered person..... oh your writers changed? oh buddy there's nothing left to do but start hoping that they won't get you too. or start biting maybe. regardless, godspeed king
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