#someones like 'what are your tax policies' and sams like 'youre gonna poli-SEE these hands if you dont shut the fuck up'

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

the more I think about it, the more frodo being the deputy mayor following the scouring of the shire is so fucking funny because everyone’s like “oh, our current mayor is unwell and needs time to heal before he can resume his duties... frodo, YOU don’t have any serious physical conditions or horrific trauma to work through, do you?” and frodo, fresh off his miserable death quest, is just holding back tears like “mhm yeah no trauma here,,”