#sooo dreamy. Like kid what is wrong with u.

[dexter-erotoph]

the ‘guy who is obsessed with the horrors to the point of endangering themself x guy who IS the horrors or at least responsible for them’ side of skid and pump isn’t appreciated or made clear nearly enough i dont think

[1kook]

A COLLECTION  [ updated: 8 . 23 . 21 ]

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—NETFLIX & CHILL.

summary If you planned things right, you could rain down your raging displeasure on Jeon Jungkook right after the meal but before this proposed ‘Netflix and chilling,’ maybe dramatically throw your glass of wine at him, before storming out of his place and reporting him to the authorities (Namjoon) for his douchebag personality.  warnings smut in the forms of grinding, oral (f), cum eating, vanilla unprotected sex, dirty talk misc use of the oldest trick in the book (“your hands are sooo big”), shy oblivious AND gentleman jk? pick a struggle, brief ment of app developer kook, evil and conniving oc  word count 10.2k  posted june 12, 2020

—HULU & WOOHOO.

summary But there’s more important matters to attend to than Jungkook’s Jersey Shore boner. warnings slight feelings of insecurity, smut in the forms of fingering, cunnilingus, cum eating, squirting, hand jobs, unprotected sex, riding, slight praise kink  misc if you’re not a Jersey shore fan honestly GET OUT, mentions of capitalism😡, more kind/understanding kook, basically a “what are we?” fic but silly, irresponsible emailing habits, its so dumb just read word count 6.3k posted july 4, 2020

—IMAX & CLIMAX.

summary The occasional dark horse candidate among Barbie movie binges— Jungkook gets weirdly horny and fucks you to the tune of a classic Barbie movie soundtrack. warnings smut in the form of blowjobs, tit play, praise kink, standing sex, unprotected sex, reverse cowgirl (? kinda), daddy kink that morphs into ily kink misc  jk is an avid history channel viewer, jk hates Barbie movies ik we took an L today girls 😔, jk goes thru like 4 personality changes (commanding > soft > mean > in love), honestly idk what to tag it’s a mess, he’s still cheesy and romantic but also 👀 just read word count 9.8k posted august 5, 2020

—KISSANIME & FOREPLAY.

summary You get a glimpse of the KissAnime screen for a good two seconds before about seven ads pop up. Another tab to a raunchy hentai website opens, and Jungkook groans. warnings mentions of hentai, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, masturbation (f), oral (f), use of a sex toy, fingering, nipple play, face sitting/fucking/riding idk (f), praise kink, hints of dumbification, cum eating, jk is like passive aggressive in this one, 4 (f) orgasms, this is the kicker: sub kook at the end😳, like 2 sec of dom yn lol, & u get 0.002 sec of adams apple kink misc more dumb story lines, made up sex stores bc my creativity knows no bounds, Jungkook plays nice but is actually mean for the majority of it, once again doyeon plays a pivotal role in the furthering of women empowerment, internal love monologues about jk best boy<3 word count 8.2k posted september 1, 2020

—DISNEY+ & BUST.

summary There’s a pounding on your door a little past noon, so hard and rough, that you almost think it’s the police finally coming to catch you for all your years of illegally pirating Phineas and Ferb. It’s not. It’s just a really drunk boyfriend wailing for your forgiveness at the door.   warnings arguments, feelings of insecurity, bit of asshole jk, smut in the forms of humiliation, dumbification, choking, fingering, spit kink, self punishment (? idk lol), unprotected but [ passionate ] sex, jk losing his cool, the return of mean jk, desperate jk, he is actually an emotional mess in this one wtf misc angst, anniversaries, the L word😳, app developer kook, rip ‘pretty girl’ </3, we all become phineas and ferb stans word count 13k posted september 9, 2020

—ESPN & BDSM.

summary You would like to personally thank every loud-mouthed, ESPN commentator out there for saving you from Jungkook’s dangerous seduction skills.   warnings smut in the forms of brief femdom, handcuffs, nipple clamps, blindfolding, flogging/use of a riding crop, soft dom kook, cunnilingus, spitting, unprotected but passionate, degradation, as always it starts horny n then turns into I love u kink misc kook has a swollen ankle so idk how he did all this, jk abuses the fuck outta pet names part 7, revenge gone wrong tbh, this was honestly a beginner’s intro to vanilla bdsm word count 12.7k posted september 14, 2020

—YOUTUBE & USE LUBE.

summary You can’t believe this is Jungkook’s preferred sick day treatment; YouTube, cuddles, and an ugly amount of lube. warnings smut in the forms of nipple play, handjobs, spit kink, face riding, unprotected, flavored warming lube, riding, praise kink, soft femdom, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, tit sucking, tit fucking, more jk has an impreg kink, oh and this is all subby kook misc domesticity baby!! fluff, soft scenes /.\, jk is sick:((, doyeon is A Doctor, yn sees an opportunity and she grabs it, surprise ending <3 word count 8.7k   posted september 30, 2020

—VIKI & HICKEYS.

summary Just like in those Viki dramas Jungkook likes, the world around you is enveloped in shades of pink and red, kisses and hearts, so many goddamn roses it makes you sneeze. It’s absolutely perfect— nothing could possibly go wrong when there’s so much love in the air.   warnings a little hurt + a lot of comfort, mentions of cheating!villain!jin, insecure!kook, emotional breakdowns, mentions of jk’s lonely past, jk cries :( smut in the forms of making out, eating out, fingering, clit play, hickeys, jk likes cum, double orgasm, squirting, tiny praise kink, blindfolding, rough + unprotected sex, doggy style, choking!!!, breeding/impreg kink, JEALOUS KOOK, mini hand kink, a lil bit of spanking, degradation, he gets progressively meaner lol oc cries, jk is a good boy n I want him to be happy   misc there’s a lot of fuckin plot omfg -_-, it’s Valentine’s Eve!, doyeon makes Some Points, mentions of park seojoon juicy ass, they go on a d8 😳, oc like rlly wants to marry him, oc commits double phone homicide word count 16.3k posted january 14, 2021

—PEACOCK & SWEET TALK.

summary “I wanna watch Solange in Bring It On,” Jungkook smiles, and you have to wonder who exactly this blond man is and what he did with your teen-movie-hating boyfriend.   warnings smut in the forms of kissing, cunnilingus (eating out + fingering), light praise, a lil body worship, jk fat cawk, brief nipple play, playful jk, unprotected sex, riding and missionary, the jk hand kink, I love you kink, jk wants nudes, jk’s cheerleader fantasies mentioned, spit kink, light choking, jk has like a scent kink (?), mention of collars and pet play misc app developer jk becomes even MORE app developer-y, oc is anti-google, there's plot, a 2 year anniversary, Solange knowles appreciation, BLOND JK!!!, gets sappy for a sec, seahorse marriage mention, doyeon x joon side pairing, jk is disgustingly dreamy and oc is threatened by that fact word count 10.7k posted march 23, 2021

— CRUNCHYROLL & RAIL.

summary Never mind the fact you really like Sailor Moon, or that you really want to pay attention to every little detail; the moment becomes Jungkook and his big smile and his red cheeks and the tiny box he produces from within his pocket. warnings smut in the forms of making out, jk nipple play, some 69 action, cunnilingus, blowjobs, brief choking, jk trying his best to listen to oc but he doesn’t rlly :/, fingering, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, unprotected fuckin raw, its romantic but when is it not… misc fluffy and domestic <3, weekend getaway <3, the Big Question, shy jk, sailor moon supremacy, jk makes this big elaborate speech about the sun and moon, mentions of 240p YouTube quality word count 8.7k posted may 21, 2021

—FUNIMATION & PROCREATION.

summary Never mind your upcoming wedding, this was perhaps the greatest moment of your life— the day Jungkook sought out an anime on his own. warnings kissing, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, cum eating, mentions of anal, doggy style, unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, spitting, hand holding<3 misc the wedding night, Doyeon strikes again, jjk watches  jjk, oh no not twins word count 9.1k posted july 31, 2021

—BOOMERANG AND BANG. 

coming soon

—COOKIES & CREAM.

summary Jungkook will watch a thousand cheesy Christmas movies if it meant making you happy. (And maybe having his dick sucked.) warnings smut in the form of blowjobs, face fucking, cum facials, fingering, overstim, double orgasm, r*mantic sex, riding, unprotected, cream pies, jk does this weird thing where he licks her face yeah idk, jk loves seeing his gf cry, jk has an obsession with jizz   misc jk pov !!, eggnog slander, jk hates xmas movies, oc dresses like a sexy mrs claus, Elf !!, jk is in loooove word count 7.1k posted december 23, 2020

— TUTUS & TIARAS.

summary your first pregnancy through the lens of your husband warnings smut in the forms of penetrative sex, sex while pregnant, unprotected sex, tit play, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, sticking the tip in and jacking off/cockwarming?, creampies, nose kink (? like she grinds against his nose), infatuation with scent, frottage/grinding, lactation kink, titluvr jk [bass boosted] misc married ncouple <3, domesticity, jk pov, mood swings, pregnancy, GIRLDAD!JK, DILF!JK, pregnant!reader, jk’s kids are virgos its true  word count 10k posted august 23, 2021

— one.

summary Maybe Jungkook wasn’t always as cool and composed as you initially believed. But that’s okay, because you love him all the same.  word count 1.3k posted September 10, 2020

—two.

summary Even after all these years, all these doubts, and all this solitude that was really no one’s fault but his own, he still finds himself hoping that maybe you’ll be the one. word count 1k posted september 11, 2020

—three.

summary But Jungkook loves the sun. word count 1.5k posted september 12th, 2020

—four.

summary For the last ten minutes or so his mind has been bothered by one thing and one thing only— the hair that hung in his face. word count 800 words posted september 22, 2020

—five.

summary Startled and inexperienced, he can’t do anything but rub his hands over your back. “It’s fine, it’s fine,” he murmurs, even though it’s not. word count 1.3k posted september 22, 2020

—six.

SUMMARY Jungkook enjoyed pushing you down, indulging you in all your little fantasies, but he too had some he wanted to live out. WC 1.8k POSTED september 25, 2020

—seven.

summary And lastly, Jungkook will bring it full circle by indulging you two in some good old fashion spooky sex where he nuts inside you because the only thing scarier than a scary movie is a pregnancy scare. It’s a perfect plan. word count 2k posted october 30, 2020

—eight.

summary You always do this— always ask for more. You take and you take until there’s nothing left for Jungkook to give. But Jungkook is the same.   word count 1.9k posted december 28, 2020

—nine.

summary “I think that, like— me and you? We’re like, totally destined,” you ramble, “you should, like, take my number! And maybe we can, like— Netflix and chill one of these days?” word count 2.2k posted january 8 2021

—ten.

summary See, there’s no one in this world who ignores his house rules more than you. Even worse, there’s no one on this planet who can make Jungkook ignore his own rules like you do. word count 1.4k posted february 14, 2021

—eleven.

summary You’re too bright, too… there. His shell is too small. word count 1.2k posted may 3, 2021

—twelve.

summary Anyway, if it was up to Jungkook, Kim Doyeon would not be a member of the Engagement Ring Committee. word count 1.4k posted may 8th, 2021

—thirteen.

summary Because for as much shit as you let him get away with, Jungkook is certain you’ll draw the line today.   word count 1k posted june 13, 2021

—fourteen.

summary Jungkook needs you to know that you can always count on him. word count 1.3k posted july 6, 2021

—fifteen.

summary It’s Jungkook’s teenage fantasy— being pushed down by a cheerleader. word count 3.1k posted august 9, 2021

— sixteen.

summary Your skin is warm and smells like sunshine. Jungkook can’t really explain it. (And also like the sunscreen you had doused him in earlier, but that isn’t as romantic.) word count 1.9K posted august 11, 2021

—seventeen.

summary She looks his way and suddenly Jungkook is nineteen again, in his dorm, listening to the first person he ever thought he loved telling him he’s too much to handle. word count 1.6k posted august 18, 2021

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LASTLY: 

[gothgirlrights]

DO YOUR WORST

tagged by @lunasghost​ , thank you sweetheart!  tagging this as long post so those who don’t enjoy big blocks of text can skip over my rambles xx

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? for sure 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? in a relationship!  3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I would probably have a stupid ass grin and thank you!! 
4: Ever been told it’s not me it’s you? nope, even though I’ve only been the dumpee lmfao 5: Are you interested in anyone right now? I’m interested in Ezra Miller tbh 
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? going clubbing for my friend’s 20th! I haven’t seen my group of friends for a while so it’ll be lit 7: Do you want to be single? I do enjoy being by myself but I’m happy with my partner :) 
8: Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in! had work today and was tired as HELL 
9: How late did you stay up last night? It was definitely after midnight because i couldn’t sleep and was upset because I had a long day ahead of me 
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? A few months ago after getting to know a friend a lot better!  
11: Last three things you had to drink? water, frappe and powerade 
 12: Have you pretended to like someone? For the sake of remaining professional, yes. Gotta do what u gotta do henny!!! 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? I don’t think so  
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Yea today lol 
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? I haven’t had to in a while but I think after maturing emotionally over the last few years, I’d be a lot better :-) 
16: Think back five months ago, were you single? no ma’am 
 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? working 18: Hold hands with anyone this week? yea 
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? I think I could 
20: What would you name your future daughter? I have several names I love, like Sabrina, Lyra, Mei, Penny. I love cute names for any gender!! Mei especially as I love the younger sister from Totoro :)) 
21: Do you miss anyone? I do! I miss my friends that live far away 
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? Nope 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? Nope 
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? Nope! such an emotional ass binch!!! heart on the sleeve CONSTANTLY!!!! 
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? YES FUUUCK AND I SHAKE  
26: Who did you last see in person? my bf 27: Are you listening to music right now? nah 
28: What is something you currently want right now? gay marriage to be legalised in australia am i right ladies and gentlemen and people 
29: What is the last thing you said out loud? "What the fuck, I look so good” (i hate mySELF) (SELF CARE IS ESSENTIAL) 
30: How is your heart lately? I had mcdonalds yesterday so probably Bad 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? I only find myself wearing it when it rains 32: Are you wearing socks? nah 
33: What do people call you? Talisa, T, my dad calls me mole and my bf calls me bug 
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? yeah uuuuuuh beinbg awake
 36: Who did you last share a bed with? bf 
37: Did you do something bad today? I went on my phone at work, lock me up 
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Yesterday i think  
39: Do you get stressed out easily? yah lol 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? yea 
 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? My mum usually. we talk on the phone every day ! love ha 
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? not in an ambulance! 
44: What are you listening to right now? The fan boi iss hot 
 45: What is wrong with you right now? my posture is awful 
 46: What is on your wrists right now? Nothin 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? the bikini kill website :-))) 
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Hot chocolate!!!! 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? yee whenever i catch it on time. my dreamy ass fuggin....... 50: Are you a good artist? follw my art insta @artoftalisa and make ya own decision 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? No the fuck i don’t 
 53: Ever been on a golf cart? yeah hahaha my grandma lives in an elder’s village adjacent to a holiday park so me and my brother have torn shit up in a golf cart 
54: Do you have trust issues? not usually 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? nope but i own shit from jay jay’s which is p much the australian equivalent lmao 
57: Do you use chap stick? only in winter when my white ass lips get chapped 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? once i hit my brother with a wiimote when he kept beating me in mario and sonic at the olympic games when we were kids 59: Do you have a little sister? No 
60: Have you ever been to New York? no fml 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? yea 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yeppp  
63: What were you doing at midnight last night? tryna fucjin sleep 
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? UH YES 
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? absolutely 
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? YEAh my bf  
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? YEah my bf 
 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? idm either
 69: Will next Friday be a good one? HOPE SOOO I’m gonna tag @even-lovers-drown @sokkas-haiku @hogwartsismywonderland SORRY LOL