#sorry I’m high on valerian root but this is just the vibe I feel re-watching this knowing full well I’m in a ‘played by’ rabbit hole and ofc | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

daincrediblegg · 2 years

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He’s a bitchy little man child he’s a babygirl he’s a gnc king he’s a terrible mob boss he’s the worst sugar daddy you’ll ever meet I want to call his dick tiny (it’s not he’s average at best for sure but he loves to be humiliated) and slap his face and then get my world rocked publicly at his silly little bitch boy nightclub

#sorry I’ve been thinking about this fucking idiot half the night he’s just so fucking funny as a character #a real cinematic highlight and my god does ewan know how to play a high and a low when he needs to #this man is not a daddy but he wants to be #like this fucking idiot man child switches so much and so fast he doesn’t know what he is ever and neither will you #sorry I’m high on valerian root but this is just the vibe I feel re-watching this knowing full well I’m in a ‘played by’ rabbit hole and ofc #I wanna ideate about fucking him #roman sionis #birds of prey #his theme song is a mariana and the diamonds medly

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