#sorry for the ahstories slander 😭

[angelicmichael]

AHS red tide episode 1 and 2 thots!! Sorry I’m late this time lmfao. Spoilers ofc and kinda long cause I always have a lot to say when it comes to ahs ig 😶

Y’all the beginning alone was so fucking good

It started off creepy right off the bat and ngl.. that has me so relieved bc ahstories wasn’t that creepy/scary at all imo

Watching this season just makes me nervous bc I didn’t rlly like ahstories but.. I’m already impressed hehe

Seeing lily rabe play a mom again tho 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I hate using this word but Finn Witrocks character is 100% a dilf djdjd no other way to say it 😭

AHHH Sarah Paulson !!!

I know I just write fanfic but dude- the fucking scene where Finn Witrocks character is writing and just staring at a blank document and slamming the delete button- LIKE I FUCKING RELATE TO THAT SM FJDJDJD 😭😭

Loveeee the creepy vibe of the town!! Like the mysterious and creepy side characters and just the town itself is everything. It kinda reminds me the town in riverdale is or even ‘welcome to nightvale’ type of vibe 👁

I just love the creepy town trope idk haha

But lily and Finns characters are so cute together 🥺 like what (or atleast in the first episode.. yikes)

But also.. Evan and Frances’s characters doing karaoke was the cutest shit ever to me !

Idk.. it’s just kinda making me emo seeing a lot of the old actors back in ahs 👉🏻👈🏻 I’m so fucking happy most of the cast is ahs alumni lol (unlike in ahstories 🤐)

This is probably such a unpopular opinion but y’all- I wish Emma roberts was in this season lowkey. And Cody ofc djdjd

Idk why I’m thinking sm of other shit but like.. so many things in this episode reminded me of past ahs seasons??

Like the grocery store reminded me of cult.. Lily’s character craving meat reminded me of murder house..

But also- this reminded me SO MUCH of ‘the shining’.. like the parallels are insane tbh (espically in the second episode!)

The first episode was so good!! I loved it 🥺

I thought ahstories made me nostalgic and miss ahs but holy fuck.. watching actual ahs again truly feels so good lmfao

But y’all.. It didn’t exactly register wtf the black pills would do until I saw him make the meat smoothie 😳 like.. sir STOP

Maybe it’s bc I’ve been watching twilight recently but like- this is reminding me sm of twilight 😭 and I’m honestly not mad at it

LARKKK AAAAA

I rlly hope we see more of her!! I love her sm

I’m 100% writing for her in the future sorry not sorry djdjd

I can’t wait to watch more of this tho!! I absolutely loved the first two episodes- holy shit

I wasn’t expecting to like this season as much as I do tbh.. (just bc of how much ahstories kinda.. disappointed me tbh djdjd) but I’m so glad I chose to watch it

Literaly can’t wait to see more of this next week !