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[aces-and-kings]

😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

Thor: Most would assume it'd been Viper, but in actuality Thor's worst romantic relationship was his very first, with a woman who'd been his partner in crime until she double crossed him and it led to him being bound to a post and lashed until his back was forever scarred like pre-cooked ground beef. Never again.

The rest under the cut:

Grey: A conscript that his father had taken on as an apprentice some many, many years ago. Grey had been exploring the reality of his dreams only to discover being homosexual did not make you attracted to /every/ male ever and well, their sexual encounter had been less than satisfying.

Ravka: Paying for the company of a doman woman as an attempt to prove he wasn't some sort of 'freak' to a former band of brothers he'd had. It was awkward for everyone involved.

Alex: He... no, no, I can't tell you. He'd throw books at me if I spilled that secret. Absolute fourth wall breaking book hurled at my head as he turned beet red and hid his face in his palms in shame. AND Nikolai: The one he's currently in. Sindri has been missing for five years and he's been shacking up for the last two with a guy to stave off the lonely but he's got zero feelings for him. Why is it the worst? Well, it's also the only. He's never even been with Sindri.

Thank you for the ask @mrlarkstin appreciate it!