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augment-techs · 2 years ago
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Trini: I don't think you know how big twelve inches is. Scorpina: *remains silent as the smaller woman finds a builder's tape and a pointer stick* Trini (pulls up to the 12): Do you see that? Just in scale--like, where is that going? Scorpina: *trails her eyes down for about half a second before finding her path blocked by Trini's glare* Trini: Not in here. Okay, the average gal-- *shortens the tape to 4* Trini: Is gonna get about this much. Maybe this-- *pulls up to 7* Trini: If they're a Pro. But the rest? Completely unmanageable. *She then proceeds to point directly to Bulk's lap with the stick* Trini: That is the biggest I've ever seen in real life, but for the rest of us who aren't Kimberly? Completely unmanageable. Now this-- *Has Scorpina hold the box as she adjusts the tape from the 4 and goes up as she continues* *points at Drakkon's poster with the dried egg impact stains* Completely fine. *points at Jason trying to ignore them and failing while drinking tea* Fabulous. *points at Billy's memorial photo despite feeling guilty* Almost too big. *points at Adam walking away as fast as he can* Definitely too big. *points at Rocky watching Adam speed walk, with interest* Fuckin' Sick Day. *points at Skull staring out the window, unaware of everything* ER. *points at Zack* 27 Club. *points back at Bulk who cannot hide even with Kim standing in front of him* Now I'm just skipping my next life. Anything after this is entirely unethical. I don't think we know what we're talking about.
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