#sparky has a whinge

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Halfway through the newest Warriors book and I just wanna make my predictions for/get my thoughts out on the arc’s main mystery aka What the fuck is going on in RiverClan. This was gonna be a thread on Twitter, but I remembered it would be near impossible to find the thread in the future cuz Twitter is crumbling.

Obviously gonna talk spoilers, so big ol’ spoiler warning for Shadow (up to chapter 14).

Some things may also be wrong as I don’t want to fact check on the wikia in case I spoil myself for the rest of the book lol

While it has been officially confirmed yet, it is very clear that there is a group within RiverClan who wanted Curlfeather (or someone from the group) to become deputy/leader. And to become deputy, they had to dispose of Reedwhisker which they did by assassinating him at the ravine. As of Shadow Chapter 12, the group seems to at least consist of Splashtail, Duskfur, and Mallownose. Curlfeather was absolutely a major player prior to her death at the end of River too.

Obviously, their plan has done almost nothing but fall down several flight of stairs thus far--Mistystar died before she could pick a new deputy, Curlfeather died before obtaining her nine lives, Owlnose backed out of becoming leader with Splashtail as his deputy, and now Frostpaw has stopped being a medicine cat apprentice. unless mistystar dying was part of the plan as duskfur was the one to piss mistystar off so bad she had a heart attack and died

Their motive is not clear yet but I suspect that the group are against the new rule in the Warrior Code and they wanted to place cats on their side into RiverClan’s leading roles (deputy, leader, medicine cat) so they could challenge the other clans about the new rule??????? This doesn’t make too much sense to me, as Reedwhisker died very soon after the rule was officially added to the code and the group’s plans seems to have been in the works since Frostpaw was a young kit at the very least. But this is Warriors and the current writing team is absolute ass at keeping timelines consistent so they might have just forgor lol

However, we’ve also got Berryheart and her group in ShadowClan who seemingly also played a part and their whole thing is hating the new rule. I have no idea why they’d help in the RiverClan plot, but that moment in River with Lightleap makes it seem that someone from ShadowClan was involved long before Tigerheartstar “took over” RiverClan at the end of Sky.

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Who was to blame for the failure to properly survey the geology at Hinkley?

 Writing in Private Eye, Old Sparky says EDF has stepped up its PR effortswith a whingeing puff piece in the Spectator which blames UK regulatoryagencies for all its woes. Old Sparky points out that EDF already knewabout the regulatory regime before it committed to building Hinkley. And heasks why the delays at Flamanville were so bad if the ONR is to blame foreverything on this side of the…

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Honestly, my only wish for Ash’s farewell tour is that they don’t make any Ash ship canon, which includes making the new girl protag Ash’s offspring.

As much as I draw Ash being gay as fuck, ship wars are absolutely fucking exhausting and I don’t want that shit anywhere near Ash and Pikachu’s finale. The show (as well as the franchise in general) has never been truly about romance--it’s about friendship and bonds with Pokémon.

And let’s be honest here, queerphobic fans would have a fucking field day rubbing “ash is canonically straight” in pro-queer Ash fans’ faces and I don’t want to deal with that bullshit.

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i’ve been unhappy with what i’ve done with skye when he’s thrown into zacian’s mindfuck zone in his own brain for a while, but every time i try to come up with something other than “skye in a foggy place, seeing zacian’s memories of saxten“, my own brain just becomes this exact image

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Re-watched M19 for the first time in 6(?) years and yeah, Volcanion is the true beginning of Skye’s “fuck legendary Pokémon actually” agenda due to the amount of abuse Ash had to go through from the magnetic ring situation rip

Skye definitely got in Volcanion’s face once or twice, cuz Legendary or not--dude gon fight for his man when his man is dealing with this shit.

but he would think volcanion be spittin’ when it comes to how shitty humans are cuz

yeh, humans suck ass

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holy fuck skye beard real❓❓

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doomscrolling on twt makes me wanna crumble into dust so pls send character asks so i have something to do in the next few days that isn’t crocheting ty

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asking for some posing help here, cuz

i really like both of alexander’s poses (tho i do like the pink one better) but i have no idea if it makes any sense for the action leading into the pose. the idea is that alexander leaps from their ball to attack faba, faba manages to dodge--only for alexander to sharply turn and slash.

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ash said “we’re too short to be the bigger men here”

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aside from making yamper one of her actual mons

what the fuck do i do with you, girl

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Still very deep in writing pre-Galar arc stuff and ended up having to brainstorm what kind of presents Ash would get Skye for his birthday. Skye is very anti-birthday present (if you must buy something, get something for Pika), so I landed on ugly as all fuck tack because it would make Skye laugh.

So Ash canonically gives Skye this shirt (but pikachu flavoured)

the same day he gets disowned by several of his bigoted family members. And it makes him scream-laugh :’)

the good ol’ ash ketchum humor strikes again

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got reminded of the fact that reincarnation is a very real thing in kingdom hearts. nomura really fucking added xehanort is the reincarnation of the union cross player at the last fuckin second!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!! what the fuck is gonna happen in the rest of dark road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could really throw the biggest curve ball into my kh au and just be like; “ayo, ash and skye are sora and riku reincarnated” AND IT WOULD HAVE A CANON STANDING?????????? WHAT THE GOTDANG FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trying for the millionth time to write out the Galar arc timeline and started thinking about Skye’s relationship with his extended family and wroah, it fucking sucks.

While he has bio family by the truck load, a notable amount of them are either bigoted towards him or tolerant towards the bigotry. (Not saying that they are just bigots and that’s their whole character--most of them just dunno how the fuck to deal or understand their weird mentally queer black sheep so they come off as nothing but terrible people. ya’ll can understandably hate them for it tho, skye sure does lmao).

For the longest while, I’ve been wondering why the Skye in my head was so uncomfortable in being a part of the whole Alola family thing. It’s because he doesn’t see family (outside of his mons, his parents, and brother) as a good thing. Dude has a major quantity over quality problem.

Thinking about this kinda makes me wonder if its more in-character for Skye to take Ash’s surname, rather than have the double-barrel name they’ve got...

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bro,,,,if you wanna gatekeep,,,,,take that shit up with the people who are making african based fan regions then, damn.

i just think the leweka region's mons look cool.

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valentines is in two days and i got absolutely no ideas for a gheys picture

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i’m a master of bad decisions lol