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doesephs · 5 months

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huzzah! time to kidnap neil’s jordans! oh wait…is that NOOOOO NOT THE WHITE CROCD BODYGUARD

#never mess with a five foot man in white crocs.#speaking from experience.#i hate andreil i hope they have seven massive pianos dropped on them consecutively #all for the game #digital art #aftg fanart #aftg #neil josten #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #digital painting #illustration #drawing

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tenderperversion · 10 days

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people who start shit because they think its gross to eat marinated pussy are so funny to me like no one is forcing YOU to do it innit. just appreciate that some people are built better and perhaps get your marinated pussy ate by them. it is that simple.

#🖍#speaking from experience.

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redcoatsuggestions · 2 months

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get merrily insulted by your 13 year old drummer

#speaking from experience.#redcoatposting

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petewentzisblack1312 · 2 months

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every time a burgeoning baby butch gets told 'girly looks good on you' or 'you clean up nice' when theyre wearing a dress an angel gets shot point blank.

#dils declares #speaking from experience.#sorry jaime you were being nice but you set me back years.#and i do look nice in my prom outfit but i dont recognize that girl. i have happy memories from that night.#but all i see is the smile of a girl who wore what she was supposed to.

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mystical-one · 8 months

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bob dylan wouldve been torn asunder if hed been a teenager during the "are you fucking autistic" phase of british secondary school insults

#speaking from experience.#emi's meandering jotts

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bigprettygothgf · 2 years

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i just saw someone getting annoyed and asserting that theres no way so many people knew F1 cars werent street legal and like no offense but i feel like even if you dont know the first thing about vehicle regulations common sense would immediately tell you F1s arent street legal

#it was a transformers fan so idk what more to expect this franchise does strange things to your brain #speaking from experience.

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vampiregerard · 1 year

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u cannot just casually bring up omorashi at a kinky polyamorous party these days …

#speaking from experience.#…#I BROUGHT IT UP OK?????#i have had Experiences these past few days. /neu.

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spikedru · 2 years

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i feel like if the person/pastor whatever in charge of my funeral mispronounces my name AT MY OWN FUNERAL i would come back and curse his entire bloodline

#speaking from experience.

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githvyrik · 2 years

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btw nothing is more awkward than hanging out with a whole polycule while being the only one present who is not part of the polycule

#speaking from experience.#it was fun bc they’re all cool people but like. they were all cuddling and I was on the end of the couch chilling #OH there was a cat though and we hung out so really I won

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byachi · 2 years

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nobodys got a grip on tumblr like a 2014 yugioh fan

#speaking from experience.#we always come back in the end.

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kosmogrl · 9 months

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your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

#speaking from experience

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l-boomburg · 7 months

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Uhhh pro tip: Do not randomly make references to Tubbo’s homophobic responses towards Fitpac when talking to your extremely homosexual friends. Especially when they can beat your ass.

You will feel true fear.

#rjtalks #speaking from experience.#qsmpblr #to be clear I am also gay. I can make these jokes. they are jokes. THEY ARE JOKES.

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mortuarybees · 1 year

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same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!

#not to discount the experiences of workers like those part of the national nurses united union #who are working to unseat corrupt and ineffective union staff who have not been representing their members #but a union is made up of its members and if you dont like what your union is doing there are avenues to get involved #also! a union's power comes from its membership numbers. if youre working at a union site and youre not a member. well.#why do you love management so much #and if your workplace isnt unionized. well. there hasnt been a better time in a century to get started #henry speaks

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snoffart · 27 days

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