she smaench my tumpus til i squamch delightedly
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I accidentally squamched a fish at work with a net trying to get him and now he swims weird and ofc I took him home what should I name him?
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1,098 & 10,099 of 10,000 “Much love, Polaroid! ♡” -Danny Stephens @dannystephensart “I ♡ You” -Squamch #togetherwewin #sonicboom #instax #instaxmini #instaxmini70 #instantfilm #polaroid (at SONIC BLOOM) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmxI5zmvz8x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Finally went grocery shopping...and came up with this for breakfast! Whole30 ramen...mushroom stock, spaghetti squash, spinach, egg whites, and turkey. Not too shabby!
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i want a cute url like squamch or something
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Mud gud.
Squimsh Squamch with feet.
I poke with stik
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nothing better than gently squishing your ball pythons face and watching him cheeks so squamch
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*squamches delightfully*
Always when I see a good mommy ;)
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Gather Round Now Girl’s And Boys
Look Up From Your Baby Toys
Roberda Has Got Rhyme For You
Listen Up And Heare The True:
Rhino Boys Are Small And Dumb,
WoolyBoys Dornt Got No Thumb,
Weasel Boys And Wæsel Girls
Washed Away In Tidal Curls,
Owl Birds And Flying Folk -
Their Tiny Life Is But A Joke,
Ellyfants Got Trunks Too Big,
Degu Boys Is Fat Like Pig,
Even Noble Caiman Lad
Is But Passing Fashion Fad,
Sloths And Deers And All Those Guys
Will Be Squamched Like Little Flies.
The Only Beast That’s Fit To Rule
Is Lizard Girls (The Super Cool).
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