MURDER BE DAMNED
GRANDPA BE BALLIN
I should start a whole collection of just all the evil guys doing dumb stuff
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LALAPRIL 2024 DAY 2: Season
"Fish season! ...Not that I'm all that good at fishing, but I do enjoy it more and more as time goes on. It gives me plenty of time to think over the plots for my novels. I suppose that does make me a bit of an old soul, heh."
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I AM ALIVE OHMGOD
I FEEL SO HORRIBLE FOR GOING AWOL SO SUDDENLY BUt life really wrecked me over the past few months (it's getting better now so its okay)
You can read a part of what happened here
but tldr; my friend fucked me over/scammed me during my most vulnerable period and while trying to get ahold of my personal problems I also had to beg for all my money/stock back from the 'friend'. I've been taking socials one-by-one and tumblr is now next for me to come and answer messages and give updates.
I will tackle my inbox in the next two days once I get off from work and can properly focus on giving actual replies. Just wanted to quickly update and say I didn't disappear without a reason and I'm really really sorry about that
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skraelroc but sci-fi au
(give me an au and i'll give you five headcanons; thank you for the ask!)
i'm so sorry babbs all i saw is 'sci' and my brain filled in the rest before immediately blacking out. i am not sorry, however, for the person i am about to become
the third time you see skrael bonk his head against the doorframe of your flat—the first time you were sure you weren't mistaking things; he swears just like the schoolteachers do, dry and vicious, just under his breath—you laugh. you can't help it. his eyes go wide for all of a moment, a sharp, lovely blue against the red of his hair, before you see his shoulders set, and he ducks his head, and without turning round to you, he just says: "breathe not a word of this to them, and i'll take us by the dairy you like on the way home."
it isn't that she's keeping secrets. she is a secret, a big one, from how little bells and skrael have talked about it. they're a secret too. just one secret, just like her; but one just as dangerous, too.
green thing, salt thing, green-and-dreaming thing. the voice in her dreams is huge and mournful, a memory without memory. a jolt of pure animal terror shooting down her spine fit to pierce her heart. whither did they take you from us? what did they do to you?
the next time bellroc wakes up, small and cool and the perfect size to hug, right at her side, she asks, unprompted: "what's a lyctor, bells?"
the blood drains from their face so quickly, and they swear so sharply, so bitterly, even in that dry still voice, for a moment she thinks the two of them finally figured it out—that they've gotten their bodies back, that they've figured out what went wrong, that they've figured out who she is, at last. but when she glances over to them, and sees only the familiar jewel-brown eyes in the familiar boy-round face she's always known—well. her heart does fall, only a little.
i just think nari and nona would be friends,
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『 Huevember Day 2 ❤️ 』 (late)
Oya oya oya oya~ Zakuro is one of the characters that got me into blackstar, blame shiraimu lol
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bitter ex boyfriends.....
IT'S ABOUT THE HURT, THE PAIN....THE LONGING AND ANGST
"if you just want to settle the score, we don't need a match for that"
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no Mermay post today, my dnd session ran long AND my character got brutally murdered!! I'll do a double post to make up for it tomorrow
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If there was a single Makuta (more being a sibling to Mata as the others are more of a title)
Why tf can I see this song being between Mata Nui and Makuta?
Respective roles easy to tell ofc if you watched the movie or know the story of Moses
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LALAPRIL 2024 DAY 5: Feather
"Ah, what I wouldn't give to use a ballpoint pen again. Or maybe even a keyboard. ...Have they invented a typewriter here yet?"
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it was a joke silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways hi hey hello todays been empty so i made this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's for @ohmystarrynight :D
so yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chamoy
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I just experienced a mother long legs eating a red centipede, only for a scavenger to perfectly snipe its middle with an explosive spear and kill it.
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