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no-one-hears-me · 1 year

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random story idk why I feel like telling this. anyways. so like a month ago I was taking a good thorough shower like full shave and exfoliating my scalp type shower yk. so as I was exfoliating the inside of my belly button I was thinking to myself about how no man deserves to even LOOK at me etc etc. that type of shower. then later that night a man asked me to hang out and it was like 1am so we all know what kind of hang out session this would be. and obviously like noooooo wtf at least offer to take me to applebees first but at the same time I was like well. maybe I shouldn't let all my hard work go to waste

#i genuinely love applebees btw and half off apps after 9pm? 1 dollar marg night? crazy #but it was too late so it would have to be taco bell which i also love dearly. or maybe mcdonalds #everywhere else is closed ig #but he's asking me to hang out at 1am he's obviously not enough of a gentleman to buy me a quesadilla first #actually he's nice he prob would #everything i post makes me sound like i hate men soooo much and i actually love men btw that's the problem #i just hate certain ones and a lot of behaviors that men commonly display #like why is it acceptable to ask someone to hang out in the backseat of your car at night #still haven't answered or even opened one dude's text from last night bc what does he want from me smh #wish i wasn't so hot and funny and desirable #hope you enjoyed this story btw. this is my longest post in years #Sera

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