me: OMG IM DYING THIS NEW MEDICATION IS KILLING ME I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF HEART ATTACK AND THROMBOSIS AND EMBOLISM IM GONNA DIE IN SWITZERLAND AWAY FROM MY FAMILY HELPPPPP
doctor: *touches my chest and my tummy* *nothing hurts anymore*
me: wtf
doctor: you're one of the STIFFEST people ive ever visited. and it's anxiety! i unblocked some of the nervous ways of your chest but actually your whole body is like this
mom: how do you even LIVE like this. how haven't you kys yet. if i was you idk if id survive and im an anxious person
me: :)))))) who's surprised
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