#stolas vc: maybe your wife left you because you're boring :) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

arsprince · 4 months

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stolas is absolutely sitting in his estate, with his legions at his command, sipping wine and waiting for the opportunity to go to war or literally do anything. hell's really gone downhill, huh?

#BIRD IS SO BORED!!!!!#we just don't go to war like we used to..#we don't inspire enlightenment amidst the mortals anymore..#lucifer he IS judging you. what happened sir. pull yourself back together.#stolas vc: maybe your wife left you because you're boring :)#astronomy is amazing and he enjoys it but come on now.#what's a lil carnage and violence every now and again?#might have to start cutting deals w overlords to keep things exciting.

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