Social media apps really out here like “oh oopsie poopsie 🥺 you forgot to turn on notifications~ you wanna know what’s going on with me 24/7, right??? 🥴🥴🙈”
I want it to send a message to the ceo every time I say ‘see less often’ that says “no bitch she hates you specifically. Actually she tweeted last week that she hopes someone pisses in your egg salad sandwich every day”
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