#stopkylee

[hellishjoel]

just a reminder that it's cuffing season, and with this colder weather, our favorite pedro boys are thickening up their winter blubber to keep you warm thanks to football beers and thanksgiving seconds (and thirds)

how are you and your pedro boy of choice spending these colder days?

[hellishjoel]

I’m in an auditorium for jury duty and a man in front of me has joel miller waves with grey streaks

chat what am I to do

[hellishjoel]

ORDER! ORDER!

I know I have been away, probably no one noticed BUT, my point is that I literally had so much annoyance whenever I opened tumblr knowing I hadn't finished writing the new chapter of table for two. so I finally did it. It's 10.7k and that's the longest chapter I've written in a MINUTE. so my lovely @devineconjuring is beta-ing what's left BUT IT'S DONE! wooohoo!

[hellishjoel]

I don't think I ever posted these?? but I loved making them?? wtf is wrong with me

thank you to saradika! check out her post here!

[hellishjoel]

can’t believe HBO released a teaser/trailer on joel miller’s birthday, be still my beating heart

[hellishjoel]

that photo alone is going to inspire so many fan fics, thank you pedro pascal

[hellishjoel]

i'm ranting under the cut, come bitch with me

I took PTO at my corporate job because I had a surgery today - I was super zonked and crying when I woke up. 10 minutes later my boss called me. And yes, I answered because I was watching Love Island and I wasn't fully cognizant and I was like she must be calling for an emercency

she called me to tell me I made a mistake on something

DO NOT CALL ME WHEN I AM ON PTO NUMBER 1. NUMBER 2 DO NOT CALL ME WHEN I WAS IN A SURGERY TODAY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

I will be speaking with her tomorrow about it because that is fucking wild, fuck you

[hellishjoel]

HEHEHE I just read the ouline of bug's fic she's posting tonight and PHEWWW BRO

literally everything you write makes me feral and I live for it!!! I would not be mad if you posted tonight 😏

Anons y’all make the world go round ❤️ I think I will post tonight. It’ll be a @hellishjoel and @strang3lov3 double feature since Kylee’s posting too! ☺️

[hellishjoel]

2k into daddy dom tattoo artist joel x virgin f!reader!

[hellishjoel]

kylee core

thank you for tagging me, @iamasaddie , you're so lovely!

rules: type your name + core into pinterest to create your mood board

thank you, pinterest, for adding an orange cat. i fear my two orange sons are the pinnacle of my personality

npt: @berryispunk @devineconjuring @lady-bess @arcanefox207 @guiltyasdave @iknowisoundcrazy @murder-wife @ozarkthedog @perotovar @sp00kymulderr @wheresarizona

[hellishjoel]

HOW DID YOU DO THIS?? IN SO LITTLE TIME?? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!

oh yeah guys btw I'm doing a new Joel series yeehaw (kylee another one really? shouldn't you finish the ones you're already working on- SHHH)

🌟。💕。 🍀 。🎁 。🎉 🍾 🌟 ✨。＼｜／。🌺 🎉 Happy 🥰 🎈 🍸 Birthday 🌟 🌟JOELSEPH! 🥂 💜。／｜＼。💎 。🍀。 🌹。🎉。 🤗 。 😊。 🎶

I would love if you'd be willing to make a moodboard off a new Joel series I'm drafting up, here's a little info: It's about 10 years post-outbreak and Joel is a bounty hunter/mercenary. He's assigned to kidnap a lab assistant working on a cure for the cordyceps brain infection. The story follows their cross-country trek with scary infected, different groups of survivors, and eventually their romance!

p.s. I recently joined your discord, I'm so happy to see so many lovely people! have a great day!

I LOVE THIS IDEA SO FREAKING MUCH OH MY GOD

and I'm so happy you're enjoying the server! that makes me super happy, we're happy to have you 💕💕💕

[hellishjoel]

I'm not only part of the pedro pascal community

you will see house of the dragon on my blog, you will see love island on my blog, bridgerton, fleabag, killing eve, my fav celebrities, gifts and quotes from my favorite romcoms...........

not only pedro content

and no one should feel guilty for reblogging their OTHER INTERSTS?? that's so crazy, say that out loud

I love seeing people use their blogs as their personal diary. I'm literally logging all of my interests on this silly little website so in another 10 years I can check my archive and see all my lil obsessions!

embrace tumblr however you want and don't dictate how others should use it

[hellishjoel]

frankie friday poll!

[hellishjoel]

im avoiding the second season too. Its because im autistic and Pedro pascal is one of my interests and I don't think I could cope watching the inevitable happen x

so heard!! I think my anxiety is witholding me. glad you're listening to your big brain and doing what's best for you! whatever that looks like, whatever you need

I'll eventually watch it when I'm in a better mindset (right now is not it) and in the mean time, I'll enjoy my very alive and healthy and happy and sassy dilf!

and my girlfriends!

[hellishjoel]

I just read surgeon!javier and it’s PERFECT! OMG! I think it’s my fav Javi fic now

STOP BECAUSE I'M MISSING HIM! I miss him so much! I miss that man's arrogance! If you ever want to spew ideas at me, I'm open to more surgeon!javi, he's so damn intriguing! <3

thanks for taking the time to send your love! ily!

[hellishjoel]

I was at a hockey game tonight and wanted to get on the jumbotron but with a plan - made my friend hold up the pedro and sabrina pic

video below the cut: