#stoplita2k22

[motherlimabean]

One of these days I’m gonna make an Dadbert lyricstuck, and y’all are gonna weep. Y’all are lucky God gave me depression, it’s the only thing holding me back from causing emotional damage to every single one of you out there.

[motherlimabean]

Dad Egbert has a firm grip, not because of his super strength and all that: It’s because of the years he’s spent handling bags of buttercream icing to decorate all those cakes for his son.

As a newly trained cake decorator, your hands can get cramped WAY too easily from handling all that cream. Especially when you don’t have the proper grip on it.

Also: I have mastered the cake rose. Now I’m ready to fist fight Betty Crocker with my superior cake flowers.

[motherlimabean]

Oh yeah, just as a BTW, I'm hosting a Collegestuck RP server. If y’all could reblog and share this around to get more folks to join, that’d be a great help!!!

THIS IS AN 18+ SERVER. K thanks.

This AU contains both trolls and humans. You can take a canon character or bring your own fan character!

Her Imperious Condescension, after her husband died when his youngest child turned 13, decided to not induct Earth into one of her colonies. And to respect his dying wish for his descendants live a decent life, she opened a school in his name.

There are some tensions between Earth and Alternia, many unsure if the Empress will continue to uphold the treaty and peace between the two planets.

Trolls that go to Earth must go through a process to prove they can follow basic societal norms on Earth, and if they comply, they may stay on Earth until proven otherwise.

School takes place in Seattle, WA; and this arrangement has been stable for approximately 50 years. Here's the invite! :D https://discord.gg/9huhbHQk6n

[motherlimabean]

Every day the universe takes one step closer to kin-assigning me Dadbert, and that’s honestly a W for me.