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good-beansdraws · 8 months

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Finally finished my Milgram-characters-in-my-outfits thing :D Yuno's probably the only one who would actually wear the outfit I gave them, but that's the fun part! Bonus lazy Shidou in my fave shirt of all time, plus technically the cow is headless because my dryer ruined it...

#milgram #mahiru shiina #yuno kashiki #fuuta kajiyama #shidou kirisaki #im gonna reblog the other art ive seen of this on my main but if someone else did one lmk!!! i wanna see >:3 #the colors are all over the place but its fine #mappis little ear cuff is in the shape of a frog :3 #i know its not a bug but i always wear it with bug outfit #also i gave her all my rings since most of them are relationship-based #(promise ring with my partner - ace ring - mood ring my partner and i got together)#the heels that yuno is wearing are so fun and reserved for special occasions because MAN theyre tall #even if my dad hadnt (not-so-)lovingly named them my 'stripper heels' i would have given them to her #that outfit is my confidence booster/make a good impression outfit #rip my cow shirt... that dryer straight up shreds clothes so im glad it was only a fucked up design -_-#surfboarding frog shirt my beloved!!!!!! have you ever seen something cooler in your whole life

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frogtrek · 2 years

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Via screenshot (no idea which ep it’s from) and brain

#the song that’s on as im posting is jack the stripper/faries wear boots by black sabbath #which clashes with the vibe of my nice little drawings but also…#i kinda like it. vibes #thought you all would like to know this #spirk #k/s #frog art #star trek #st tos

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etoilesbienne · 1 year

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“is roier or cellbit going to be in the wedding dress” well i thinktheyre both going to show up in wedding gowns

#posts from the aether #roier would be wearing the skin tight kind that could be a strippers outfit if he took the skirt off. the skirt doesnt #leave much to the imagination anyway.#cellbit would be wearing the massive princess gown kind

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etoilebleu · 1 year

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@kylo-wrecked liked for a starter !

" well I feel RIDICULOUS..." eris muttered while she observed herself in a piece of a mirror, fingers tugging at suddenly blonde hair. a wig, obviously.

" and I'm practically naked. do people really go to these sorts of places like this? " mirror was placed down on the bolted down table, hands on her torso. it was a black strapless top that cut off just before her abdomen and a leather skirt to go with it. and the boots? how was she to walk in this?

eris stood up to pull a her garments, sighing heavily. they were on their way to some sort of night club where they believed the person they needed information from was reportedly hanging out.

" when we get off your ship and I see that no one else is wearing this? " the inujan queen whispered while she took his arm in hers, carefully walking down the metal path. " I will maim you. terribly. "

#oh no not maim! LMAO #its a strip/night club #ALIEN STRIPPERS CAN U IMAGINE #me chanting JEALOUS THREAD JEALOUS THREAD #kylowrecked #「✨」 ━━ interactions: eris.#spoiler alert everyones wearing it. even the men (jk)

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mr-ladystardust · 11 months

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my post arrived and I finished my homework !!! only the post was a parcel !!!! and it was new shoes !!! and they're pink !!! and they're heels !!! and they're shiny !!!

#dubbing these my new ✨️stripper boots✨️#and i am in love #they make me so tall !!!#i bought them specifically for a concert in 2 weeks but i will wear them every single day #i love them !!!#(also ignore my dogs toy in the background of the photo lmfao)#bibliophile-bi

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betheny-esda · 9 months

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at 29 years old, i am now confident in saying frat parties suck, but i do miss the commitment to a Bit

#some of the most incredibly ~niche~ parties i’ve ever been to #i went to one once that was a ‘wedding’ and they separated people into bachelor and bachelorette parties with strippers #and at midnight they had a five minute ceremony and then there was a reception #my weirdest though was a wake that they held annually for a different member #i got invited as a date by someone that i never met - we all had to wear black and sit in the dirty basement #we watched a two hour home documentary the guys spent putting together of the dearly departeds life while he sat in a coffin #there was an intermission and they plied him with alcohol the whole time #i then watched that man and his friends run for local government and one of them was my parents rep for years

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rigginsstreet · 1 year

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hbo should put real sex on streaming that was an informative show

#me age 10 with a tv in my room and access to hbo staying up at 12:30 am locking my door to find out what pony play was #i will never forget that episode for as long as i live #also the episode about the strip club in florida that bypassed the no nudity law by putting on a performance of macbeth? i think?#one of the shakespeare plays but basically the law was you can show nipple for artistic reasons ??#otherwise the strip clubs had to have the strippers wear pasties #so the girls in one club were like ok bet...#good for them #i hope theyre doing well #OMG i cant remember if this was real sex or taxi cab confessions lmfao #but i also remember vividly an episode about an old lady hooker #who was giving blowjobs and trying to work out a rate for a customer #and she was like 'you want teeth or without teeth cuz i can take mine out' ksjfbgksjb #the way that has lived with me...

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multishipper-baby · 1 year

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Since drawing Derek as a bunny boy I've been thinking about that more so uh. Have another horny post rip.

#nsft #myocs #I don't think he likes pet play or anything- he just thinks the bunny suit is a classic and he looks good on it #not sure if he'd feel confident enough to wear it with a partner though #like... I can see him wearing it more for the fun of it #maybe one of his friends is having a bachelor party and he thought I'd be funny to dress up like the strippers #or it's something he does one night for a special occasion at a drag show #dressing in something like that specifically for someone he's dating/sleeping with however... I think he'd be way more embarrassed #he's not self conscious about his body (in fact he believes himself to be quite sexy) but he knows where his appeal comes from #he's a tall guy with broad shoulders who's decently toned. he's no bodybuilder but he's decently manly #most people are attracted to him because he's masculine so him wearing a playboy suit would kill their interest #so he wouldn't bring it up unless the other person did first. and even then he'd be a bit wary #and actually I think this is one way in which he'd be even worse with seba lmao #because he likes him so much- he can't deal with the idea of looking ridiculous in front of him by wearing something like that #sorry derek but no bunny suits for your future #(tbf it wouldn't be a big deal for him since it's not one of his big kinks or anything #just something he'd like to experiment with on special occasions

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kalach-cha · 2 years

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i wrote “to be happy is to revel in the absurd” in a moment of drunken 12 am clarity last night and tbh i don’t think i’ll ever be the same

#this is specifically about the wedding after party where grown ass men were stripping to i will survive and it’s raining men #also they hired backup dancers. one of which was wearing a native american headdress (which is more than a little gross and im really #surprised because the groom’s father was inca) and held a light up saxophone that he badly pretended to play #the other was just straight up a stripper. like twerking on stage in a leather bikini #anyway it was absolutely insane and i wish i could say i enjoyed it

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fierykitten2 · 3 months

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Wait “War Pigs” and “Fairies Wear Boots” are the whole songs and I don’t have to worry about finding “Luke’s Wall” and “Jack the Stripper” they’re just alternate names or something

#I listened to Jack the Stripper/Fairies Wear Boots a few months ago decided I’d warmed up to it and then never listened to it again #until today (well technically yesterday now)#war pigs #fairies wear boots #black sabbath #war pigs/luke’s wall #jack the stripper/fairies wear boots

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bluesundaymorn · 8 months

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"Children's clothing should not be sexualised" and "Some items are innapropriate for children to wear" are two statements that can and should coexist

#like why are 13-17 years olds wearin postergirl dresses #like thats literally lingerie #i have friends who are strippers who wear those TO WORK

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