#stu macher smex headcanons

[f1nalboys]

Hihi! If its possible, could I get some nsfw hcs on Stu? Anything is appreciated ❤️ Thank you!

oh anon, this is MORE than possible!! i had so much fun writing this and it's a bit of a mess but that just matches him hehe <3 hope you enjoy!! its all under the cut!

WORD COUNT: Approx. 900

WARNINGS: NSFW!!! whole thing is basically about sex so,,, be careful lol. lots of shit jokes from yours truly, voyeurism, double penetration, mirror sex, blindfolds, panty sniffing/stealing/wearing, dirty talk, praise and degradation, orgy mention at the very end, blood and knife kink, creampie vs twinkie (you'll see), doing stuff in public.

Stu is Always horny

Not really a HC but I figured I should say it anyways

Anyways, I think Stu is kinkier than Billy

HEAR ME OUT… Billy is kinky in a very possessive no-one-else-gets-to-have-you way while Stu is more likely to bring you into ‘group activities’

Even in a poly relationship with Billy and Stu, Billy is very against bringing in anyone else even for just a night

For this one I’ll be talking about just you and Stu so <3

He is a huge fan of voyeurism and sometimes prefers it to being involved directly

A big part of his enjoyment comes from telling you (and the other person if he’s not making you masturbate lol) what to do

“Spread your legs more, arch your back, moan louder,” etc etc

Surprisingly bossy and it’s very condensing(ly hot)

This man LOVES going down on his partners!!!!! Try and get his mouth off of you, I dare ya

Hair tugging??? He will become putty in your hands

Panty sniffer. Yeah I said it

Will also occasionally take your (used) underwear and use it to jerk off with either because he misses you (which is sweet in a way) or right in front of you

Big time degrader both for you and for him

“Dirty fucking slut. You were begging for my cock all day and now it’s too much? I don’t give a shit. We’re not done until you’re so stuffed with my cum you can feel it dripping out of every goddamn hole in your body.”

Aftercare with Stu >>>> anything else

He’d wrap you in his arms and tell you how good you were before washing you up. Hell, the man would probably make you a full course meal and keep you on bed rest until he was absolutely sure you were okay

If you two got into something particularly rough whether that be mentally or physically, he might feel a bit bad afterwards

Only a little bit, though

ALSO he is into blindfolds but also mirrors

Not knowing when he’s going to touch you next and wanting you to watch everything he does to you are able to coexist within him

Compared to Billy (yeah I said we weren’t talking about him sorry) he is waaaay more into quickies

Don’t get me wrong, he loves going for hours upon hours with you but sometimes he needs to get in and out (ha)

Biggest fantasy is fucking you right after a kill when he’s still covered in their warm blood. Only thing that could top that is if you were the one covered in blood

Period sex is a must for him

The man is loud… like, annoyingly so

Whether that be him cracking dumb jokes, moaning, or saying the filithiest shit ever, just know he’s not going to be quiet

PILLOW PRINCESS.

Loves letting his partner(s) take control and boss him around, use him like a sex toy, and then leave him high and dry or overstimulate him to tears

Somehow louder when you’re topping than he is in any other situation

When he’s a bottom/sub, he is going to PRAISE you and that is it! Never has it in him to degrade you while you’re fucking the daylights out of him

Ass man through and through but he has never objected to a pair of tits in his life

Another fantasy of his is fucking you in front of a crowd of people who know you two. None of them join in but they’re standing there watching him pound into you; he loves the idea of people wanting you but only him being able to touch you

Double penetration babey!!! He (and whoever is with you guys) will be attempting to shove it in the same whole at least twice.

If you’re not into that, that’s ok! He’s perfectly content with fucking into you while you’re getting some guys cock shoved down your throat! He’s very flexible in that regard

He’s definitely into doggy the most but he’s a sucker for the mating press…

However, he’s more of a twinkie man himself though he loves a good cream pie every once in a blue moon

I am so sorry for the awful jokes I’ve been making it’s a disease I have called being hilarious

IDC what anyone says Stu would love to wear your lacy underwear

I know that because he told me so

Always giving you hickeys, mainly leaves them on your neck and chest but he’s given you a few on your ass before lol

Knife play. Knife said

Like ‘nuff said… get it...okay i'm sorry that was actually awful

Will tease you in public and really wants you to do the same

Having to act normal while his hand is down your pants? Amazing. Him needing to keep up his conversation while you're squeezing his balls? Show stopping

All in all Stu is one horny bastard. He’s a switch (though he leans to being more dominant) with a big fantasy of either sharing you (one or more people, honestly) or showing everyone what they can’t have

10/10 would recommend