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FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Daniel Brühl Cinematic Universe Edition

Just for funsies. Don't have an aneurysm. Leaning towards Zemo, Laszlo, and Böse, in that order, at the moment. At some other point, I might have said Thomas Lang, Niki Lauda, and Erik Jan Hanussen.

Because of the 30-photo limitation, I removed his minor and/or underdeveloped roles and the ones that wouldn't be difficult to "kill". I also didn't include the ones I haven't seen, so you won't see Salvador on this list. p.s. if anyone has a copy/link to that movie with English subs, I'd be forever grateful!

Lukas, The White Sound (2001)

Daniel, No Regrets / Nichts Bereuen (2001)

Alexander Kerner, Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)

Paul Krantz, Love in Thoughts / Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken (2004)

Jan, The Edukators / Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei (2004)

Andrea Marowski, Ladies in Lavender (2004)

Lieutenant Horstmayer, Merry Christmas / Joyeux Noël (2005)

Tonda, Krabat (2008)

Dr. Georg Rosen, John Rabe (2009)

István Thurzó, The Countess (2009)

Fredrick Zoller, Inglorious Basterds (2009)

David Kern, Lila, Lila (2009)

Hans Krämer, The Coming Days / Die kommenden Tage (2010)

Konrad Koch, Lessons of a Dream / Der ganz große Traum (2011)

Álex Garel, Eva (2011)

Iván Pelayo, Winning Streak / The Pelayos (2012)

Niki Lauda, Rush (2013)

Daniel Domscheit-Berg, The Fifth Estate (2013)

Thomas Lang, The Face of an Angel (2014)

Daniel, Colonia (2015)

Sebastian Zöllner, Me and Kaminski (2015)

Tony Balerdi, Burnt (2015)

Dr. Laszlo Kreizler, The Alienist (2018 - 2020)

Ernst Schmidt, The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

Wilfried Böse, Entebbe (2018)

Thomas Fischer, My Zoe (2019)

Daniel Weltz, Next Door / Nebenan (2021)

Erik Jan Hanussen, The King's Man (2021)

Baron Helmut Zemo, Captain America: Civil War (2016) / The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

Matthias Erzberger, All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)

[sub-danny]

how the boys would be act drunks?

It's been ages since I made some headcanons and I know I have a load of requests from you guys that have been sitting in my inbox for months, but as I have some spare time I wanted to write something again so :)

Zemo:

I mean we've all seen his amazing dance moves. He is totally a dancy drunk. You can't get him to stay still when he is in the mood, he is pulling out many dance moves you would have never expected from him. He's also a flirty drunk, though. He will keep hitting on you, try and dance on you to tempt you, trying his best to be seductive so you might fuck him. He might also try to act like he is sober, and at times pretend to not be interested, but you both know that he is feeling incredibly horny and needs you. right. now.

Laszlo:

We have seen Laszlo drunk in the second season of the Alienist, and god was he adorable then. Had me swooning honestly. He is quite a silly drunk because all those walls he puts up to distance himself between people just disappear. He would be in awe at you, constantly commenting on your beauty and how amazing you are, and I would also see him ranting on about psychology and such and telling you all the cool facts about the human mind that he knows because he loves to tell you these things like an excited child. He wouldn't be a horny drunk like Zemo, I don't think he would really have any interest in sex when he is drunk, apart from wanting to suck on your titties if you have them, but as he comes down and you finally get him into bed he cuddles up to you tightly.

Andrea:

Once again we have also seen Andrea drunk in the film, and once again he was so friking adorable. I don't believe Andrea knows his limits, so he lets himself be goaded by others to drink more and more and he doesn't seem to realise how it will affect him the morning after. Andrea is a singing drunk, when he drinks enough he will sing any music he hears, even if he doesn't understand the lyrics, he just loves the melody. He might try and dance as well, but he likely can't stand up properly after a certain point. If he had only had a glass or two he might be up to having sex, but anything past that he is gone and definitely couldn't give consent, all that would be in his mind would be making you sing with him.

Niki:

Niki might be the Danny boy who can hold his alcohol the most. Likely because he has been drinking from a young age. His liver is definitely not doing so well. Because of that though it is rare to see him drunk. He doesn't like to be vulnerable. Being drunk makes him vulnerable. He will on occasions drink though, such as celebrating when he has won the championship for example. The alcohol though just makes him even cockier (which you didn't even think was possible tbh) he would try teasing you, likely flirty teasing, but he would also play hard to get. He wants to see you get annoyed by him, he finds it funny but in the end, he would love you to take control of him again. By the time you get him to the bedroom, he is probably trying to get you to have sex with him but you are trying to get him to sleep to stop his teasing. It's going to be hard to stop this man though when he has decided he wants you to fuck him now that he is drunk.

Ernst:

I feel at times Ernst would use alcohol as a coping mechanism from dealing with Volkov all the time. I see him getting back to his quarters every night and pulling out a drink just to soothe his head. One drink might lead to two though, and then to three. I don't see the rest of the crew having parties and drinking usually, maybe once in a while but most times he is drunk is just when the two of you have been drinking together in one of your quarters. When it's just with you he is quite a cuddly drunk. He'd be up for sex, but more so he just wants to be with you, to hold you in his arms and just bury his head into your neck. He wouldn't want to let you go.

Alex:

Alex is young and now that the wall is down he is out exploring. He definitely has gone out to nightclubs and such and loves to drag you along. He wants the full experience that he had been missing out on when the wall used to be up. He would get into the hype of the nightclub at first, being able to order lots of call drinks at the bar and being able to dance and sing to all the new music. It can go two ways though, either he gets too hyper and dances the night away, completely drunk and then you have to help him home at the end because he is completely out of it, or you two leave early as he is feeling a bit overwhelmed and after you look after him and great him to some gentle sex as he is desperate for it.

Sebastian:

When is this man not drunk tbh? His drunk self is essentially the same as his sober self. Though his sober self probably complains about being hungover a lot. Really there is not much of a difference between sober and drunk Sebastian as that wild side is just who he is. He's silly and goofy and hardly takes anything seriously and you have just learnt to love him for that.

David:

It might be the only time David doesn't seem to be stressed out about something. Drinking gives David that break from worrying about everything going on in his life and he gets to relax and enjoy his time with you. He would probably be all over you, being all lovey and Dovey trying to get you to take him to bed as he feels in the mood to have sex as he isn't stressed. He is also more goofy and silly and can make you laugh at anything he does.

Tony:

Tony is very modest in what he drinks. You rarely see him drink anything other than wine and even then he usually restrains himself to one glass. He needs to set an example to his staff and after seeing all the issues Adam had with drunks and drinking, it put him off taking anything in excess. Still, when it is just the two of you and it is a special occasion he might drink a few more glasses. When he is really drunk I think I see him as quite seductive, trying to charm you and such, especially as you guys drink on special occasions the thought of sex is already in his mind and the alcohol just gets rid of his nerves to approach the subject. Honestly, he ends up all over you.

Alex Garel:

I think in the time he spent away from his home, set before Eva, he might have had a problem with drinking lots. So now that he is setting his life straight again, being back and working on robots, he doesn't drink as much. Occasionally he might but he always tries to stop getting into drinking daily. He is quite a sweet drunk tbh, he just wants to be with you, maybe dance with you, tell you again and again how much he loves you. He might even get some robots out and show you all the cool tricks he has managed to teach them as he wants to see how proud you are of him.

Konrad Koch:

He has to be sensible when drinking, as he lives at the school he teaches and he can't have the students seeing him drunk. But occasionally in the evening he might go out and have a few drinks to destress. He studied in England, so he has totally learnt how the English behave drunk and so mimics it in a way though he is back in Germany. He might chant one of his favourite football chants, maybe he will sing it to you. I can see him being a bit goofy, laughing more, making you dance with him etc but I don't see him ever getting blackout drunk, like to the point where he can't really control his actions, no he still has some control over his behaviour.

[sub-danny]

What are the danny bunch like when they get pegged by y/n

Zemo:

Zemo considers himself a modern man. He understands the pleasure of being pegged, and he happily asks and accepts being pegged from you. He wouldn't hide it either. If people asked, he would admit he likes being pegged. There is something about giving up all of his control and just being fucked by you, which he loves. He can go either for rough pegging or romantic pegging. Both are good. He enjoys the thrill of being tossed over the edge of a bed as you have his way with him, feeling you pound into him as he comes from how hard you were hitting his prostate. But he also loves you pushing him into missionary, being able to look up at your beautiful face, to kiss you as you slowly thrust into him, holding his hand in yours as you both relish in the feeling of pushing into Zemo and watching him moan under you.

Laszlo:

Unlike Zemo, he is a lot more hesitant. Anal sex was against the law in his time, and though he knows no one would find out, the thought of it would make him feel a bit freaked out. He never thought he would have sex in this way, and it takes him a while to get used to the idea of it. First, you only finger him, to allow him to get used to being pushed into and though it makes him awfully embarrassed, he feels the pleasure of it. The first time you peg him he is really nervous, but you take control to make him feel at ease. You push him down and kiss him gently, making sure he is all prepped. When you first push into him he gasps and tenses and you stay still so he gets used to it, but eventually, as you started to move and slowly thrust into him he starts moaning, thrusting his hips up and fucking back onto your strap on in pleasure. It doesn't happen too frequently, but when he says he is up for being pegged tonight, you two are up for hours.

Andrea:

The first time you pegged Andrea, he came so hard he thought he was in heaven. From there at least weekly, if not more, he begged you to peg him. He loved the rougher side, to feel you pounding into him as he cried out, either grasping the bed or his legs as his body shakes from the pleasure. He loves to cry out your name, begging you to let him cum, to go deeper, to kiss him. He loves it all.

Niki:

Another one where it doesn't happen too often. Though he loves it when you take charge and are being dominant, he doesn't like to give in to it or ask for it, and to be pegged he views as extremely submissive so only if he is really in a sub mood he would let you peg him. He prefers rough to romantic sex though, he needs the rough to put his bratty nature in place. So that means grasping his hair and pulling it back while you push him over the side of the bed, fucking into him. Then so be it.

Ernst:

Another one who only occasionally lets you peg him, as he's worried about what Volkov would say if he ever finds out. He enjoys being pegged, though he only likes the more romantic side, having you above him, pushing his legs open and pushing into him. It would take more than just pegging to make him cum, likely jerking him off as well. The mix of those two would make him come hard.

Alex:

Subby boy would love it so much. He's willing to try anything once to get used to western culture and once he tried pegging there was no going back for him. He prefers the more romantic side of it, but he doesn't mind if you want to go rougher as well. He's just happy to be able to experience with you and feel this connection even as you use a strap on to push into him.

Sebastian:

Oh boy, does this man love it. You likely weren't the first person to peg him. He's had experience with all sorts of people, so he knows what he likes and he will tell you. He'd prefer it on the rougher side, likely with some hair pulling as well, such as pulling his hair to make his back arch as you take him from behind, or pulling his hair to pull his head up and make him look at you pushing into him with a strap on. All of that is guaranteed to make him come hard.

David:

Not a fan, it wouldn't really be his sort of thing. He gets too nervous about it, how it might hurt, that it might be uncomfortable, that he might do something wrong, that he doesn't know what to do though you say he doesn't have to do anything, it causes too much stress and freaks him out and you respect it to not push it any further.

Alex Garel:

He's into really intimate pegging, like 100% of the romantic such. He wants both of your bodies moving together; he wants to be able to wrap his arms around you and hold on to you tightly while you grasp at his thighs, pushing them open. Kisses all over his face and neck as he gasps and blushes when you hit that certain spot inside of him. I keep picturing in my mind the thought of pegging him while he is wearing just his cute jumper, nothing else, and it is making my heart flutter.

Konrad Koch:

Only when the kids are away. When there is a 0% risk of them storming up to his room to see him and walking in on something. He doesn't want to imagine even having to begin explaining that to them. So yeah, it's a rare circumstance for you to actually peg him, and while he doesn't it, in fact quite enjoys the feeling, there are many other ways to have sex that he prefers. He'll do it because he knows you like it and he wants to make you happy, but yeah, not really his cup of tea.

[sub-danny]

Jerking off the boiz and biting their neck/shoulder as a marking?

Zemo:

Zemo is so usually quick-witted and holding power over everyone, though become so thought dumb as you jerk him off and bite at his neck. Like every thought, worry, feeling leaves his mind as he is swarmed with pleasure at the feeling of your hand on him, stroking him just the way he likes. He would look so pretty as well with a blush on his cheeks as he watches you nibble at his skin, letting out a few moans as you nip at that sensitive spot. Zemo would proudly show off his marks as well. He doesn't care what people would say or think; he wanted people to know that he, a Baron, belonged to you.

Laszlo:

God, Laszlo gets so flustered. Even if you have been with him for years, still anything sexual gets him blushing and almost freaking out as it is still almost foreign to him that someone would want him like this and that he would ever get to experience this. He assumed a long time ago this wouldn't be the life for him. Having your hand on him, jerking him off, is so intimate he loves it. He loves feeling how close he is to you. He loves your hands as well. He always finds them so pretty and seeing them wrapped around his cock makes him so hard. Feeling your lips on his neck and shoulder as well does make him anxious about people potentially seeing the marks, but he doesn't have the will to stop you as it feels so good.

Andrea:

If this could be every evening with you, Andrea would be in heaven. He loves, LOVES, the feeling of your lips on him, biting down on his neck and shoulder. Marking him up. He loves seeing that he belongs to you. And he has a little bit of a masochist kink, so he enjoys the pain of you biting down. You can work wonders with your hands as well, bringing him to the edge so quickly that he is just gasping and writhing under your touch, bucking his hips up into your palms as it has only been a few minutes and already he feels extremely close.

Niki:

Oh, what a brat. Whenever you try marking his neck and shoulder he always complains, saying that people will notice, people will ask questions and he can't be having that. He doesn't exactly try to stop you either, though. Usually, Niki prefers your mouth or to be inside of you rather than when you use your hands to jerk him off, but he can't deny how good it can feel when you do, especially when you sometimes put some force into it when he is being extra bratty.

Ernst:

He would look so pretty gasping and moaning under you as you bite at his neck and jerk him off. His chest is heaving, his lips twitching as your hand relentlessly works at him. He would be the sort to let out little whimpers as well. As you bite down on that one spot on his neck that makes it feel like his eyes rolled back into his head. Ernest secretly loves you biting down on him, giving him little remarks but the next day he is always trying to hide them so that Volkov won't see, as last time he did he teased him about it relentlessly for ages.

Alex:

That boy loves nothing more than to be marked by you. And he loves a quick hand job as well, to get that quick release of pleasure. Anywhere and at any time Alex is usually down. You just push him over or against a wall and just start jerking him off and nipping at his skin. Alex just simmers. He can't make out any words. All he can do is moan and gasp as you work your magic.

Sebastian:

Another masochist who loves to tease you so he gets punished. He would be saying things like 'Is that really as hard as you can bite me' and 'You call that a bite mark' till you either bite down hard enough to draw out a little bit of blood, or you focus on jerking him off as fast as you can, squeezing his cock till he comes over your hand, but even then you don't repent, continuously jerking him off as you overstimulate him till he is crying out against your grasp.

David:

He's not a big fan of marking, because he doesn't really like the pain of being bitten, but he is all down for you jerking him off, especially after a really long day where he has been so stressed and just to be able to go home to you and you help ease the worry and stress by making him cum, even with your hands he would be so thankful.

Tony:

He's secretly all about marking. He knows he is supposed to keep all neat to look his best at the hotel and restaurant, but to be able to walk around with a mark on himself, showing he belongs to you, would thrill him deep down. Even if the mark can't be seen after his suit, just knowing it is there is enough to make him happy. Usually, he likes being the one fucked, feeling you deep inside of him, he enjoys being used by you but everyone in a while he enjoys you bringing him pleasure by jerking him off, though he feels after he needs to jerk or suck you off as well for thanks though you tell him he doesn't have to.

Alex Garel:

He lives for the evenings where he gets to cuddle up with you in the warm fire-lit room, after working all day on the robots in the cold garage. He loves being all snug and warm around you, and he loves the pleasure you bring to him. What he treasures most is being able to snug into you, burying himself into your warm body while you jerk him off. He isn't much of a fan of marking, but being given a hand job, he adores.

Konrad Koch:

While bitting at his skin and jerking him off, you are also having to put your other hand on his mouth to keep him quiet as he keeps moaning and letting out gasps and you worry a kid walking past his room might hear. The last thing they need is to be hearing their teacher like that. He gets so shy when you take over because he is blushing and doesn't know what to say, but letting you take over makes him so hard and feeling you biting down on him and jerking him off so roughly overwhelms him with a pleasure that he can't control the sounds he makes, because it just feels so good.

[sub-danny]

I love your blog!! Your headcanons are top tier, just pure *chef's kiss* perfection

So my question is: what toys/kinds of toys are each of the Danny Bunch's favourites?

I know this is a bit vague but I wanted to give you room to really go nuts

Awh thank you so much! And now you are really testing my knowledge on sex toys😅hope you enjoy it though!

Zemo:

This may be because I have read a load of fanfic's with Zemo and these things, but vibrators. Man loves the feeling of something inside of him, pressing up against his prostate and just vibrating. Constantly stimulating him. Bonus points are one which has a remote control so you can increase and lower the sensitivity when you want. Especially if the two of you are out somewhere, maybe he is at an important business deal or on a mission and during it, you just turn up the vibrations just to see him tense up and then try to pretend that he isn't completely turned on.

Laszlo:

There weren't many types of sex toys back in Laszlo's era, and what there was, were probably not the best. But honestly, I see Laszlo enjoying things more along the bondage side of things. Where you tie up his arms for example. He is very self-conscious because of his arm but in tieing it up and his other arm, he no longer has control over both and so he doesn't feel bad about not being able to do things because of his arm, because he physically can't as it is restrained. He also loves the feeling of handing over all the control to you and letting you do what you want to him. Bonus point is putting a blindfold on him as well so not only can he not move, he can't see you either.

Andrea:

Once again because of the era, there weren't as many sex toys, especially not for male pleasure. But I do see Andrea enjoying being pegged, so maybe a very simple strap on. Very unconventional for the time period but then again since when was Andrea really a normal guy? He's so adorable though. But yeah Andrea loves for you to peg him, he loves you being on top of him and pushing into him and just feeling all the pleasure from his prostate which he had no idea about till he met you.

Niki:

Niki would never say out loud what his favourite sex toy is. Frankly, he'd be very embarrassed to admit it but honestly, for that brat, it's a paddle to spank him with. He secretly loves to be punished which is why he acts out so regularly. He can't help it in a way but the thought of you punishing him and putting him in his place makes him so incredibly turned on. I'd see him preferring a plastic or leather one to a wooden one, texture-wise, but he wants you to hit as hard as you can so that his ass is red afterwards (though it's hard for him to drive for a few days afterwards)

Ernst:

Modern guy likes his modern things. Who knows what technology we will have in the future and what new type of sex toys we will have. Going off something more technically advanced though, I'd see Ernst enjoying an automatic masturbator. A machine you can put on him which feels like a cunt and pumps him. Like an automatic fleshlight. You'd have a remote thought to be able to control the movement, how fast and how slow. You get to control his pleasure and tease him with it, till he is begging for you to turn it up so he can come. You can also overstimulate him with it, not stopping the movement and vibrations even though he has already cum.

Alex:

After the wall goes down, Alex wants to experiment with everything including sex toys so really he doesn't want you to hold back with using things on him. I think something that he would really be interested in, and what would make him cum too hard his legs are shaking would be a vibrator, but instead of pushing it inside of him, pressing a wand vibrator up against his balls and pressing it against his prenum, that bit of skin between his balls and ass which helps stimulate his prostate. Pushing a vibrator around that area while also doing over things would bring him so much pleasure, honestly, he would just lose it.

Sebastian:

Another one of the boys who loves pegging. Honestly, he probably prefers it to what people would consider normal sex. He loves acting bratty just for you to ram him into the bed later. Really what else can I say apart from the fact that he just craves the feeling of you thrusting inside of him, and seeing you on top of him.

David:

I don't think David likes to experiment too greatly. He sticks to what he is used to and so for that matter, using toys really are not a common circumstance. However, this thought just came into my mind so I'm going to write it down and that is while I don't think he would enjoy pegging and such (he thinks that's too much for him to cope with) he would let you use anal beads on him. Like I said it's only occasionally you two would use toys and he would need other things as well as the anal beads, but he does love the feeling of you pushing some small ones into him, them being in him while you ride them and then you pull them out when he comes undone.

Tony:

Tony is another one who I personally think, doesn't really use toys in the bedroom. It's just not really his thing, he prefers more traditional sex with you. However, the one exception would be a fleshlight or a toy similar to that. Usually, when you two sleep together, you are the one topping him. You might give him a handjob or a blowjob but you don't really let him make love to you. So using that toy is an alternative for the two of you, so his cock still gets stimulation which feels like he is fucking something even though he isn't actually fucking you. He enjoys the feeling of the toy and how good you are able to use it on him. But he definitely prefers it when you are making love to him.

Alex Garel:

Electro toys! Not commonly known about but these things do exist. I came across one once where you place it on the tip of a guy's cock and from pressing something it sends quick bursts of electricity out stimulating him. I can see Alex thriving off that. The gasps and moans he would make as he thrashes around for a few seconds from it. It would make him incredibly hard. I can also see Alex designing his own toys to fit his own needs and for you to use on him.

Konrad Koch:

Once again the time period he is in is quite limiting in terms of sex toys. But even then I personally don't see Konrad being into a lot more kinky things. I think he is more traditional things, though maybe he did experiment in his university days. But yeah now he is older and living at the school I don't think he is too big on sex toys. However, I do see him, much like Laszlo, enjoying being tied up from time to time just to let go of all control and let you use him however you want to.