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#suffer?? hahahaha... you underestimate my age difference kink-
slashingdisneypasta ยท 1 year
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Ok I just had this cursed thought. If I have to suffer, so do you and your followers if you post this.
Since the Toon Patrol were made in the forties (or possibly sooner), if they managed to live to the modern Era, could they qualify as GILF's?
I'll take my leave now.
NO NO WAIT COME BACK! I LOVE IT! XD
Omg XD
The Toon Patrol's Reaction to being called a Gilf:
Greasy: Do NOT ask him how old he is. He will LIE. He doesn't even care that you're speaking in a sexual sense- referring to your desire to fuck him- he does not want to be considered a grandpa!! No, no. He is "youthful and viral- *Bones crack* goddamnit. Maldice estas articulaciones... Wheezy- Wheezy, I'm stuck again, come here and help me- "
Psycho: "G i l f?... " *Slowly turns to Poppy. He knows exactly what that means and he is not amused by someone thinking of him that way* "Gilf??.. "
She is needs to calm him down immediately, please!!... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Haha
Smartass: He always acted like an old man- he kinda feels like he's growing into it finally XD (Like Nick Miller in New Girl) Its nice!- He also thinks whoever called him 'Gilf', though, is a little weird. Like, "you want... that's something you want?? Wha- I- just get outta here, you little creep!- jesus christ, cant even be an old man around here anymore."
Stupid: ... "You wanna WHAT me???!" Stupid does not have a problem with getting old, but he is shook you would use that word-
Cuz c'mon. You want to get him in bed?? You gotta romance him a little, first. Take him to dinner, bring him flowers, kiss him (on the cheek) at the door when you drop him off home.
... THEN you can fuck-
Wheezy: "Wh- *Sigh* whatever. Works for me I guess, you funky little wierdo." Has 0 problem with aging or being referred to as GILF. If that means he can still get tail in his 80's then he'll call it an accomplishment ๐Ÿ‘
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