#summary of the story is a whole bunch of old people and their adopted grandaughter fight the establishment

[the-tired-commander]

:O tell me about the wizards!!

I will more than happily yell about my wizards!

There's 14 of them that are really important to the whole story! 13 of them are old and living their absolute best lives, and three of them are in fact dragons that decided these old people were really fun to hang out with. The 14th wizard is a young teenager who basically gained a whole bunch of grandparents. She's called Violet and she is both a menace and a delight.

Number one wizard/grandpa is Grim. He's a slightly grumpy old man who does genuinely care a lot about those around him. He also hates his name with a passion so has put a curse on it so unless you're at least as powerful as him, you can't say it without something happening to you. The curse effect is mostly harmless and random, his favourites have been someones hair growing extremely rapidly, vomiting glitter, and their voice being replaced by trumpet sounds. His full name is Griogrim Xourael Dradum Zredelus. "Yeah, I couldn't be anything other than a wizard could I? Oh yeah, that's Griogrim Zredelus the baker."