#sun quan: you're a fucking sandal weaver how is that relevant job experience
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sometime during battle of chibi:
kongming: oh heavens what a hassle, i need to turn this BIG PILE OF STRAW into 500 straw-men in less than 3 days. what I wouldn't give to have a GREAT LEADER who has an EXTENSIVE background in WEAVING STRAW TOGETHER to help me out--
liu bei: MY TIME HAS COME!!!!!!!
#i know liu bei buggers off before htis happens but it FUNNY leave me alone.#liu bei: im here to apply for the job of Emperor of Shu Han#sun quan: you're a fucking sandal weaver how is that relevant job experience#liu bei: ;)#my personal philosophy is that only service workers should be allowed into positions of authority so this tracks#rot3k#liu bei#romance of the three kingdoms
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