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now i’m thinking about timeloop zhuge liang. first loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; he must be able to plan his strategy around it. fifth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; whenever one of their times comes near, he must devote all his resources to saving them. twelfth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; he must be able to plan his strategy around the weeks of utterly disabling depression that follow each failure. seventeenth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; this is a most amusing intellectual exercise. twenty-second loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; perhaps, if he wishes to win and free them all, he must plan his strategy around it

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since pretty much all of 3k tumblr is talking abt zhuge liang time loop, if he was stuck in a actual time loop would he remain calm or kill someone eventually

(edit: making a jgl time loop comic rn prob gonna post it tomorrow or something)

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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yeah, he's still at it my liege. it's unbearable to watch. he is dashing himself against the temporal rocks over and over again. he wants to save everyone, and failing that, destroy himself as penitence. anything would be more bearable than living with this guilt. he thinks he's failed you, my liege, because you died and your legacy crumbled. he says he wants to revive the han but really he just wants your forgiveness. he doesn't understand that nothing made by human hands can ever last, that it's the journey, not the destination that really matters. i think he's been alone for so long that he's forgotten why he chose to follow you in the first place--it wasn't in spite of the fact you were a total loser, it was because of it. did you know he was a refugee too? he fled his home as a teenager to escape the war. did you ever tell him why you refused to abandon the people of xinye? even at the cost of your own life? even when you could not possibly protect them? it was because failure was the only option. because success was too painful to contemplate. kongming was one of the people who tried to convince you to abandon the refugees, wasn't he? but after that day he never doubted you again. he never tried to run away again. he thought he needed to give you an empire, but his loyalty was all you ever wanted.

yeah, so, you won't remember any of this, my liege. sorry. time loop stuff. but maybe you'll find a way to let him know that you still love him. and there was never anything to forgive. idk how, but if anyone can do it, it would be Emperor Sandal-weaver himself. Sure, the heavens may be absolute, but whats that to a stubborn man who's worked in retail?

sorry about your strategist/civil advisor, my liege. yeah they put him in the time loop. its very traumatising hes not having fun. i think it's a metaphor for the cyclical nature of history and/or the process of reading a story with a forgone conclusion, hoping against hope that everything will turn out all right this time, maybe. idk might be a reach. good news though! he's really really improved his relationship with zhou yu. they make out in like 64% of the iterations. there was this really homoerotic qin duet in iteration #2008 you had to have been there.

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sorry about your strategist/civil advisor, my liege. yeah they put him in the time loop. its very traumatising hes not having fun. i think it's a metaphor for the cyclical nature of history and/or the process of reading a story with a forgone conclusion, hoping against hope that everything will turn out all right this time, maybe. idk might be a reach. good news though! he's really really improved his relationship with zhou yu. they make out in like 64% of the iterations. there was this really homoerotic qin duet in iteration #2008 you had to have been there.

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what if the way to escape the time loop is for zhuge liang to fuck nasty with zhou yu. what then.

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now i’m thinking about timeloop zhuge liang. first loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; he must be able to plan his strategy around it. fifth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; whenever one of their times comes near, he must devote all his resources to saving them. twelfth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; he must be able to plan his strategy around the weeks of utterly disabling depression that follow each failure. seventeenth loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; this is a most amusing intellectual exercise. twenty-second loop in the timeloop his mental abacus is constantly calculating when the generals around him will die; perhaps, if he wishes to win and free them all, he must plan his strategy around it

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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#kongming in his 413th iteration of the time loop

@liobi THIS IS SO BRILLIANT IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. LOST MANDATE???????? HI ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET A FELLOW HOMEESTUCK OUT IN THE WILD

Maybe the real Han Dynasty was the friends, sworn brothers and unscrupulous stratagems we made along the way.

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Maybe the real Han Dynasty was the friends, sworn brothers and unscrupulous stratagems we made along the way.

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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By Jove, your honor, a connection in unexpected places!

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Zhuge Liang has the energy of a guy on his fiftieth iteration of the timeloop who is trying not to lose his shit at the new and creative ways people keep finding to ignore his detailed and incredibly well-informed instructions

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montypython

A small ＳＰＡＭ　card that I want to display in Taiwan's small fandom event , python needs promotion here

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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this took me so long but finally its ya boy lu bu (i totally forgot chi tu)

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny