#sunna band karo yaar

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Look what kinda posts I am getting now after the conversation we had.

[vishwaspur]

Dangal Tales: 4th September, 2017

In the honor of all the negativity around the upcoming Dangal (and whatever that hospital track is) I have decided to temporarily resume my Dabba Tales in its spinoff – DANGAL TALES! Just the RiKara bits obviously (DUH!) MASSIVE shoutout to my ONE SOLE SAATHIYA @forgedwithfirewhiskey for existing. Gurl, you is a blessing.

Omkie asking the Gareebon Ka  Ameer Nokar about the murti but much like Omkie’s art, even his interrogation skills are questionable.

Of course Queenie steps in.

 MaShaAllah! Iss baar toh wo three time repeated effect while she puts on her glasses bhi daal diya! Mubarak ho people log! Gauri has official become Thalaiva! All that is left to do is be all, “Yanna Rascala! Mind it!” and the transformation would be complete.

(I AM SO SORRY IF THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE! PLEASE TELL ME IF IT IS! I’LL IMMEDIATELY EDIT THE JOKE OUT!!)

OOOH! The new BG is awesome.

WALLAH! I am Omkie at the kampat throwing! Pehle awesome tha..ab kaafi lame hai xD

Where did she get the glasses and kampat from?

WTF?! GKAN got scared of a measly threat? Tucha.

ERR MAAHH GAWWDD CUTIEEE!! THAT WINK AND HIS IMPRESSED NOD!!

Okay now they are at some akhaada.

Kafi nakedness.

Ooooh! The murti is prettyyy!!

 Why is Gauri taking cues from Omkara to offer her respects to the murti? Shouldn’t she be falling at its feet at the very first sight?

Ohkaaay! Bada purana yaarana hai (sidenote  - GAAAH!! SOFT AND SENSIBLE KARA!!! #hearteyes)

Ye toh thoda homosexual yaarana lagta hai O.o

LE. Ye bhi tucha hai.

Yaasss Gauri! Saem! Ainvayi ki gundagardi?!

Honestly where is Gauri’s patnidharam! Sabke saamne toh Patidev ki orders ko reject karti hai and she’s called regressive for her PP mode? C’MON!

SENSIBLEKARA!!!!!!

Pink Pagdi is honestly lame.

YAASSS QUEEEN JAAA MACHA DE DANGAL ABHI  KE ABHI!!!

LMAAOOO!!! He had to physically drag her away! ALL MY HEADCANONS ARE COMING TRUE IN THIS EXCHANGE!

Notice how comfortable they are sharing just close space. Urgh!  I LIVE for couples who have no hesitation in showing skinship :’)

“Kaise?! Aapki khaandai murti hai! “Lekin tum se badh kar nahin.”

BRUH I LOVE THIS MULTIVERSE IB!!! Omkara sudhar jaata hai T_T

Cuz let’s face it OM wali Universe mein Omkie is no more than a Bakra. Aise dialogues itna fluently nahin bolega.

Baba Balram toh kaafii hatti katti cheez hai. Mera lean body wala Omkie toh uske saamne hawa hai hawa!

Waise technically toh Pink Pagdi should’ve challenged Omkie himself. Ye kya potte ko bhej diya! This show’s grandparents! Ek wo Daadi hai ko Ishqbaazi ke lectures nahin chorti. Ek ye Pink Pagdi hai jo maan na maan main tera mehmaan karke logon ko challenges de raha hai apne potte ke naam ke.

Why is Omkie looking at him like he found his new muse?

Nipples check karen aap.

The music is too intense for the half naked man tbh.

Balram ke nangepann ne usse Shivani ke experiments se bacha liya. Everyone go home. Balram is the true winner of IB.

YAAR THIS SENSIBLEKARA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART!! I’M NOT WIRED TO DEAL WITH HIM!! WHERE IS THE IMPULSIVE NANDI BELL?!?!?

OOOOH!!! The darpok wali baat!

Wrong move Pink Pagdi.

OH BHAINS!! Balram ne toh “mardangi” pe attack kardiya xD

I quite like the birthmark Kunal has under this eye ^_^

Easy with the angry walk buddy. Yaheen dangal na shuru kardena!

PINK PAGDI GOT SCARED YO!!!

GALAT SABIT KARO OMKIEE!!!

“Main ladunga!”

Gauri should get lessons from Pink Pagdi and Baba Balram. They made Omkara do what they wanted him to do in two dialogues flat. Gauri bechari 2 months se jawab maang rahi hain and usse “main main” ke ilawa kuch milta hi nahin.

Bwahhahah!! Ab bajji band Gauri ki.

Maar tadi Omkie..maar. Kabhi sunna mat biwi ki baat!

“Hamari haddi pasli ek kardega..” LOOOL!!! Queenie ko ussi waqt ilhaam hogaya ke ultimately SHE’D be the one doing the heavy lifting issi liye she’s trying to dissuade Omkie.

Adkjahdkaj! LOOK AT HER TRYING TO MOVE THE PAHAADKARA AND FAILING!! THIS ADORABLE CUTIE!!

Pink Pagdi became CHACHA JI!! God! I love my Queenie!! NO ONES DOES THE “MUSEEBAT KE WAQT GADHE KO BAAP BANANA” BETTER THAN HER!!

Omkie yaar…tu aur teri taddi!

Honestly I’d be cheering for Omkie if it wasn’t for the spoilers. Like..yaar. Khair. Will get there when we reach there.

Precap – GKAN ki pittai. ChanceMaroingKara is my FAV Kara!!