#superior.txt

[the-superior-spiderman]

I would like to remind everyone that Horizon Labs and Horizon University fully supports the LGBTQ+ year round as well as offering support to it's employees/students in need of counseling.

With that being said: Do not hide. Do not let them silence you. Never give in to the enemy on principal and do not fear. If all else fails, I will send out my spider-bots to protect anyone who wishes it.

Remember the end goal if this months publicity, to celebrate who you are without worry of prejudice. Not just in the month of June, but for every day to come. Do not let anyone tell you who you are supposed to be, only you know the truth of it. Anyone who tries to is a useless dolt with less a brain than a goblin.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Who do you think bought it you dolt. Reed Richards? Don't forget that YOUR FAMILY agreed to fund it's startup GENEROUSLY for, ah, Parker of course. Such a shame he plagiarized the great Otto Octavius' genius work. But worry not, the company is in good hands. Which is a splendid reason you should print about our newfound credibility now that Parker is out of the picture after that whole fiasco.

I am severely disappointed in your lack of coverage on Parker Industries. It is an advancing company that might as well surpass Stark Industries. Dare I say, it is superior to all else. Of course maybe you were unaware due to failing as Mayor while everyone in its employment was working hard to get it up and running. No ill will is harbored of course as these things tend to happen at the most inconvenient times. Please consider giving a glowing review soon. - @the-superior-spiderman

L-LOOK, SPIDER-FREAK, WE HAD A DEAL!! I GAVE YOU THE RAFT AFTER THAT WHOLE SMYTHE DEBACLE, DIDN'T I!? YOU DON’T OWN ME ANYMORE! YOU’RE A CRIMINAL! AND I WON’T STOP UNTIL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!

BESIDES! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PARKER INDUSTRIES GOT BOUGHT OUT AFTER THAT LOUSE PARKER WAS OUTED FOR SWINDLING HIS DOCTORAL RESEARCH FROM SOME OTHER SCIENCE-FREAK! WHY DO YOU THINK HE’S BACK AT THE BUGLE?! I’M THE ONLY SOFT-HEARTED SAP THAT WOULD HIRE HIM!!

[the-superior-spiderman]

You talk like you're 70 but isn't spiderman like 30 at MOST?? you should be at the clubbbb...!

Unfortunately I don't have time for trivial things such as "being at the club". Protecting innocent civilians from the evils of the world and beyond has my full attention majority of the time. Other than that I am working on my own personal projects.

I will not be disclosing my age to the masses, but rest assured I am around the age you assumed.

[the-superior-spiderman]

The only Artificial Intelligence I associate with is the programming to my mechanical arms and spider-bots. They work perfectly and never once have I experienced a quality issue.

Living Brain counts too I suppose.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Perhaps all one needs in life is a tasty beverage...

[the-superior-spiderman]

I am so lonely.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Can you excuse piracy as a crime pretty please 💙

Piracy isn't even a crime. The real criminals are the industries that prevent the rightful ownership of personal purchases. If anything, piracy is a fair trade of taking back what you're owed. I see no reason for corporations to be so antagonistic over such a basic concept.

I miss the days past when physical media ownership was normal and highly encouraged over this "cloud" nonsense. Accessible as it is, there are downsides in every advancement in technology. Of course, I don't have such problems with my inventions.

[the-superior-spiderman]

I have been booped by.. someone important to me. Not that they can be considered a weakness (I have none). Maybe this world actually can be saved instead of subjected to the whims of madmen.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Why are there paws everywhere? What is the meaning of this?? Living Brain this webbed site broke!

[the-superior-spiderman]

❗️Intellectual and charming single in your area ❗️

🕷⚪️ Qualities: Vigilante, Genius, PhD, Avenger, Super Powered, Rich. ⚪️🕷

[the-superior-spiderman]

Do you ever wake up and wonder what would have happened with your life if you had a loving family and a father who would encouraged your genius from a young age?

[the-superior-spiderman]

Hey, I matched with Dr. Marconi on tinder. Do you think I’ve got a chance? I really like her.

Ah anon, how smart of you for coming to me about such a life changing decision. Also for providing me with the knowledge that Dr. Marconi is on a dating website.

My answer: No. All you will do is waste her time. I doubt your sub par intellect could compare to her genius or support it. In the end if you step back it will save both of you time on petty things such as heartbreak. Thus, I highly advise you simply move onto the next swipe, or however those websites work.

[the-superior-spiderman]

New years resolution: Integrate solar tech into Horizon University's power grid. Apologize once again to Anna Maria. Call Emma back. Learn Internet slang.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Dad, please answer my texts! We miss you, we won’t call your suit lame anymore!

I hve no children. Who is this?!

[the-superior-spiderman]

Civilians may take ONE lollipop from the candy bowl set at the front desk in Horizon University. Anymore and I will escort you out personally.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Do not advise me to "sparkle off" and "be someone I am not". First off, do not embrace the mindless idea that you can simply tell me what to do. Second, I am not a clone nor inhabiting the body of another.