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ESO Fighter's Guild: we took on a big contract to destroy Dark Anchors wherever they appear in Tamriel!
Oblivion Fighter's Guild: oh no we're losing jobs and members to the Blackwood Company, whatever shall we do?
Oblivion Gates: *literally right there*
#eso#oblivion#fighter's guild#i can't believe that it never occured to a single count or countess to hire the fighter's guild to deal with the gates#they just have some guards sit and watch them but otherwise do nothing?#like. once the hok has established the method of dealing with the gates then surely someone would be like#'hey maybe the fighter's guild could help combat the crisis by closing some of the gates?'#but apparently not#it's up to this one random and the bruma guard apparently#oblivion's guild does have one thing over eso's though#they have modryn oeryn#sure their guildmaster is pretty useless but eso's was a murdering meridia worshipper#and that's not even starting on the molag bal worshipper who's just vibing along. definitely up to nothing.#definitely never gave herself away by yelling 'by the mace'. a thing that only molag bal worshippers say.
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