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#susie will now own like 20 christmas sweaters
i-love-krusielle · 6 years
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KRUSIELLE HEADCANONS
(Ideas i thought about while i was at work and typed out quickly between customers….this has not been edited)
1:Every year Noelle makes Susie and Kris a new “ugly” christmas sweater with a bad pun or funny picture on it.
(Kris owns one that says “Merry Krismas bitch!” And it's Susie's favorite)
2: the three have videogame night three nights a week to bond, ironically Noelle is the most competitive of the three. And is better at it then either of them.
3: Noelle thinks that Kris's and Susie's eyes are fucking beautiful and keeps giving them headbands so she can force them to show their eyes off more often.
4: Noelle totally gets jealous of how close Ralsei is to Kris and how huggy the two are….Susie finds it funny how her cheeks puff out and she looks ready to pout.
5: Lancer calls the three his “lightworld parents” and Noelle almost cried the first time he said it, now she keeps calling lancer her “baby snowflake”
6: Kris punched Berdly in the face for calling Susie dumb and Noelle a weakling.
7: Susie spends her weekends at either Kris's or Noelle's house because she hates going home.
8: Toriel ships it so hard she cant even function. So does her ex husband
9: Asriel now asks Kris for dating advice cuz the human is fricken dating two amazing girls at once.
10: Noelle's dad, Rudy, teases the hell out of Noelle whenever her girlfriend and partner are in the room with him and insists on showing baby pictures.
11: Susie says she wants to take anger management classes when she is older so she can learn to control herself when she's mad and won't take it out on her lovers.
12. They watch horror movies cuz Susie likes them, and both Kris and Noelle have a reason to sit in their huge girlfriend’s lap and cling to her.
13: When they graduate and go to college together, they find a way to afford a apartment together and get a black cat who is affectionate as fuck.
14: for their prom Kris wore a dress suit. (A prom dress with a suit jacket and bowtie on top)
Susie wore a suit (black with a purple tie)
And Noelle wears a dress (red and silver with a knee length skirt.
(Same thing at the wedding kris: suitdress, susie: suit, noelle: dress)
15: Kris flirts to get out of every situation that involves his girlfriends being mad at him….it stopped working about the fifth time.
16. Susie gets very protective whenever someone flirts with Kris or Noelle
17. They play rock paper scissors to decide who makes dinner.
18: Noelle tries desperately to make Kris and Susie stop eating things they aren't supposed to….she failed miserably.
19: They have an outdoor fall wedding and honeymoon in disney world or at a gaming convention.
20: They adopt three kids. One human, one monster and one half monster, all from the foster care system that where troubled kids like Susie and Kris. They make great fucking parents.
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