#taeminxkai

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Taemin:

Jongin:

[sugasweetscenarios]

Uh, hi?

I was waiting for anyone else wanting to do this but... I guess they all were waiting on someone else to go first. XD Figured I’d break the awkward barrier there. I’m actually the one adm. Suga mentioned so, I’m probably the best one to go first anyway. I’m Kai, and I don’t sleep THAT heavily, thank you. At least I don’t think I do. Suga basically told us just introduce ourselves a little and gave us a couple ‘might wanna mention’ items so let’s see. I’m an EXO-L mainly, but bias Kai. I am a fan of a lot of groups and idols, not just EXO. My favorite pairing to write for is kinda a tie. It’s between KaiSoo (KaiXD.O) and TaeKai (TaeminXKai). (SuhoXKai) HoKai’s up there too, though. And 2Jong? Maybe? I dunno what name I’ll end up using for ChenXKai. But they’re fun. Favorite kind of scenario to write, uh... I dunno? Maybe like... Comfort through a tough situation? Like, I’ve had this fanfic idea for a while of Taemin getting picked on by seonbanims, Kai holding him when he breaks down, and goes after the bullies for him after. I might write that soon. Typical story length ranges for whatever story kind I’m writing. Typical POV is usually 3rd omniscient, so the reader knows everyone’s side of the story. And that’s uh... Pretty much it for what he suggested we mention for potential readers. So yeah. I’m adm. Kai, and well, I’m here to write, so. Lemme know if I can try to write something for what you want to read. -Kai

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

(Taemin lays eyes on Jongin for the first time)

Taemin:

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Jongin: Everything is this room is mine. This is mine, this is mine, this is mine, this is mine, this is mine.

Taemin: PuT mE THe FuCK DoWn.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Anyone: Wow Taemin is cute

Jongin:

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Jongin:

Taemin:

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Taemin: (breathes)

Jongin:

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Kyungsoo: On a scale of 1 to 10 how cute is Taemin?

Jongin: 73.

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: wait no-

Jongin: 73.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Taemin: (Drunk at a party) Excuse me I lost my boyfriend Jongin, have you seen him?

Someone: What does he look like?

Taemin: (crying) beautiful

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Taemin: What are you doing here?!

Jongin: I should ask you the same question!

Taemin: This is my bedroom!!

Jongin: I should ask you a different question.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

I calmly wipe my sweaty hands on my jeans, taking a deep breath. I lift my eyes to look into the soulless eyes of the audience and lean forward. "Taemin and Jongin are boyfriends" I say into the mic.

The crowd boo's yelling at me to get off the stage. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks, commanding silence from the room.

"She's right" they say. I search the crowd for the owner of the voices and there in the third row stands: Taemin and Jongin.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Kyungsoo: (picks up piece of paper) Jongin what is this?

Jongin: oh that's my to-do list

Kyungsoo: (opens it) Thats great! I'm glad you are becoming more organis-

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: this just says Taemin.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Jongin: Nice hands, Taemin.

Taemin: ...Thank you?

Jongin: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-

Kyungsoo: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Jongin: I think I have a crush on Taemin

Kyungsoo: Congratulations you are officially the last person to know.

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Kyungsoo: So Jongin, what do you see in Taemin?

Jongin: my dick

Kyungsoo: (chokes)

[alwaystiredandlisteningtokpop]

Jongin: So a week ago I accidentally slept with Taemin.

Kyungsoo: Really?

Jongin: Yes.

Kyungsoo: You accidentally slept with Taemin?

Jongin: Yes.

Kyungsoo: Accidentally?

Jongin: Yes.

Kyungsoo: I don't understand did you trip or something?