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liesmyth · 10 months

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re prev post... I need more people who followed me for Ted Lasso to understand how wildly fucking insane rl football actually gets.

I'm keeping a tally of unhinged moments I want to shove into my fic for this fandom, such as "Goalkeeper gets sent off and a random player has to stand in goal now" or "Goal disallowed because buttocks were offside; ass too big!" or "Crazy penalty shoutout ends with 44 total penalties taken" or "League champions celebrate in the dark after rivals turn off stadium lights after final whistle"

And maybe some people will think I'm making this all and I just have a great imagination, but actually? This ALL happened in club football just this week

#ofc the nswl is the highlight because. as a lesbian. well #but I have a soft spot for 'defender scores WILDLY INSANE VOLLEY from near the halfway line'#and 'EPL current oldest scorer credits his 2-hours daily naps in his personal hyperbaric chamber for keeping him fit'#and the dollarumma bills. wow what a week this has been #sports #casually yeeting this into the #ted lasso #tags.... @ me for more borderline unhinged BUT TRUE footie facts #futbol

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