#tav getting the bathroom to themself is the pro they didn't know they had

[fortheillithidbaddies]

Has anyone thought about how Astarion's going to react when "the delights of man" start coming back to him after the ritual? Because sure there will be delights but there's also the aftermath...

Bodily functions return and he doesn't handle them coming back well at first.

Tav hears Astarion screaming like a banshee and they rush to the bathroom. Runs in expecting some damn monster hunters or something. Instead he's standing there naked pointing at himself with tears in his eyes that he's leaking and being punished for the ritual.

And Tav just stands there with a blank expression when they realize he's talking about regular old bathroom usage.

Tav asks what he thought any of them were doing in the woods when they left camp alone? Astarion goes I don't know...nature stuff?

Tav just walks out shaking their head while he whines that they're supposed to be helping him...