#tbf tho vezian should be here except he doesn't think there's anything wrong with him lol | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

locria-writes · 2 years

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"excuse me, i have a personality disorder so appreciate my tiddies" gang:

edmund, except he's actually really well-adjusted and has just been gaslit into thinking he has something wrong with him :c

val

lothar

scumbag tuko'er

launcelin, except he doesn't want you to appreciate his tiddies, and better yet, please don't look at him at all and leave him be

symphora, my poor little meow meow who actually really does have a personality disorder and should use some of her trust fund money to get therapy like g i r l you can afford it and therapists exist please use them

regulus, who also wants you to appreciate his ass and his horrible personality and really should also go to therapy because something ain't right with that boy

#an absinthian ballad #king of kings #a broken ever after #personal writing catastrophe #aab edmund #aab valentin #aab lothar #kok tuko'er #abea launcelin #out of all these mfs i'd say edmund and maybe val are the most normal lol #everyone else has smth i suspect to be genuinely wrong with them like how do i even begin to unpack lothar and tuko and launcelin #tbf tho vezian should be here except he doesn't think there's anything wrong with him lol #he lacks the self-reflection that some of these horrible people have like tuko knows he's a bad person #symphora is a mess and acknowledges and continues to be a mess while calling regulus a mess who also knows they're messy #vezian thinks he's the coolest thing since the printing press smh

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