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#tbh i dont have like particularly bad symptoms when im on my period but i went with the classics
writing-good-vibes · 3 years
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brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: periods (fluff)
periods part 2 !! i (surprisingly) want some fluff as well as smut, so this is how they would all treat you whilst you're on your period because they're all soft really. cut added because it's a long post. more notes in tags. WARNING for (of course) periods/menstruation, mention of gender roles, pms and otc drug use.
charles lee ray
a bit useless but he tries
sort of
other than having very enthusiastic sex he's winging pretty much everything else
will buy you pads/tampons if you ask him to
along with beer and cigarettes so his manliness isn't brought into question
doesn't specifically keep track of your cycle but he does notice when you start because of the pad/tampon wrappers in the bin
because he's annoyingly observant
if you leak during the night he doesn't make a big deal of it
he still won't wash the sheets or anything, thats your job
spends the week either out "working" or with you on the couch
let's you pick what you watch and keeps his complaints to a minimum (or he tries, at least)
if you're being moody don't think he'll let you off lightly, your pms-ing doesn't go down well with him
expect snarky comments about you being on the rag
he doesn't really mean it though, and you don't take it to heart afterwards
billy bibbit
he tries his best
which is absolutely good enough because he is a sweetheart
makes sure you relax
makes you tea
will hug you as often as humanly possible
isn't like super knowledgeable about periods but gathers information via what you say until he has a moderately solid understanding
will totally buy pads/tampons for you
lowkey just to prove to anyone watching that he has a girlfriend
sheriff brackett
he is very good at taking care of you
expert level comfort
you never have to ask him to buy pads/tampons because he keeps a solid supply in the bathroom for you
offers you advil/nurofen if you want/can take it
if you leak during the night he is very understanding but tries not to make a big deal of it because he doesn't want to embarrass you
runs you lots of hot baths
hot water bottle while you watch tv with him
has more than enough experience dealing with pms induced moods (hello, dad of a teenage daughter) so he just let's you vent it out
you apologised afterwards but he just brushes it off
he loves you, he can deal with your pms-ing
jack dante
the definition of useless
apart from having sex with you he has no idea what to do
will not buy you pads/tampons because he doesn't go outside
does not acknowledge the box of pads/tampons you keep in his office/room
will order you extra food because he doesn't know what else to do
if you leak he will be lowkey mad about it
until you point out that he sleep on a mattress on the floor and has never washed his bed sheets anyway
is very upset if you snap at him
sexist period comments are abundant with him if you're "mean to him first"
grima wormtongue
tells you to take it easy
also does nothing to lighten your workload
there's not much he can do to help tbh
terrible bedside manner
calls you to his room and let's you stay in the pretense of cleaning but really you just lay around and talk to him
doc cochran
knows exactly what medicine/herbal mix to give you to help with cramps
insists you take it easy
makes sure you have enough supplies to last the week
tells you to stay at home because he's protective
tries to finish his rounds ASAP so that he can come home to you
coddles you even though he knows you can look after yourself
he laughs off your snappiness
he's heard worse from his patients, his beloved being a bit moody won't hurt his feelings
tommy ludlow
will watch tv with you on the couch and rub your stomach to make you feel better
would buy you pads/tampons if you asked but you never do because he is very busy
rolls you joints (if that is your thing) to help with cramps
throws on a record and let's you lay on top of him on the couch
tries to be reasonable if you're moody
even if you're snappier than normal, he'll still cuddle with you even in sullen silence
leo nova
does not care if you're on your period
don't talk to him about it
will not buy pads/tampons if asked but will buy them if he notices you're running low
but don't mention it afterwards
offers you drugs to make you feel better
not the most sympathetic
but at the end of the day he wants you to feel better
even if he has the emotional range of a light switch
tucker cleveland
he has a lot going on but does remember to buy pads/tampons whilst grocery shopping sometimes
there is no schedule to his remembering so sometimes you end up with multiple boxes you don't need and sometimes you run out and realise he hasn't bought more so you have to go out yourself
offers you advil/nurofen/whatever
tries to make you comfortable by just like chilling with you on the couch
watching tv, drinking beer
if you go in a mood with him, he'll give you the cold shoulder
until you get over it and come crawling back for affection because your cramps hurt again
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