#tea with randxmthxughts

[lanasblood]

he makes it sooo hard to get over him

like i have been deprived of this kind of male attention, especially when they act like a gentleman, are being attentive and respectful etc.

today during lunch he asked about my age, then told me he wasn't actually 37 yet but was turning 37 later in the year, so turns out he's a bit younger than i thought ahahah but also he said he was a scorpio and i made a face at that (idek why? i don't actually have any knowledge in astrology) and he found it so funny, like he chuckled and tried to mimic my exact reaction like what do you mean

now imagine this with a young innocent jake? you know you'd be melting at that interaction too if you were me :')

believe me i am already melting in my room just from reading about that interaction 😩😭 (notice how he tries to make himself younger for you 😏)

girl THAT WAS YOUR INTUITION MAKING THAT FACE he's a scorpio, he's a literal walking red flag ://// but at least scorpio men aren't as bad as virgo or cancer men 💀so despite the manipulation you could work on that (they're loyal as hell tho lol)

[ijustreallylovezebras]

1 and 14 to tag your mutuals!

Of course my love! I haven’t done all of my mutuals bc I’m tired and meant to be revising rn so this is just real quick of the top of my head whoop

1 -  tag your mutuals as soft aesthetics!

@writingsoftheloser as books and coffee and tea and wearing glasses and big hoodies bc she’s hella comforting and has gotten me through some tough shit and I love her a lot

@sarahp879 as warm fire and hot chocolate and knitted jumpers bc she’s so comforting and warm and lovely and awesome

@happysynonym as fluffy cats/puppies bc I wanna protect her with my life bc I love her so so so much

@randxmthxughts as flowers and nature in general bc she’s a breath of fresh air in life my dudes

@petersfreckles as birds and big hugs and laughing with your friends and blushing at something your crush says bc she’s just so lovely and literally never fails to make me smile and she’s heard a couple of rants about my crush unknowingly (lol yeah I nonnied you before we were mutuals about my crush RIP) so... yeah

14 -  tag your mutuals as languages!

@writingsoftheloser as Italian because... you know

I don’t know what other mutuals to tag for this one so...

[robin-bring-the-snow]

last line tag

Thank you to @negotiator-on-site for tagging me, I never do anything like this and and I haven’t written for a long time. The last thing that I posted was “I’ll help you”. 

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Immediately after the kiss, which was not hurried but sweet and slow, he whispered: "I love you."

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[mechformers]

Thank you so much @randxmthxughts for tagging me, this was so much fun 🥰💕

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[lanasblood]

lana last thing and i am not being delulu again (not until thursday for the interview) but i just remembered that out of the blue he just pulled up a photo of him playing soccer😂 idek why even he didn’t even say anything, just showed it to me?😂 i asked if he still played and if he was any good and he chuckled and shrugged

nothing particularly special about this just funny that he showed it to me so randomly😂

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😭😭😭😭😭 athletic mr. casanova 🥴

[lanasblood]

i finally was officially introduced to his gf on sat bc we went to a movie with our team and he sat between me and his gf 💀 he didn’t like the movie but both his gf and me did so after the movie i just talked to her lmao and that night i thought ok she was actually nice so i am over him

"so i am over him" are you tho?

ohhh can I ask which movie it was?? and looks like she is nice, and she likes how nice you are (unlike your team), and lmaooo both of you bonding over the movie isn't the plottwist I expected but didn't know I needed 🥰

BUT NOT HIM SITTING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU TWO AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA WE'RE BACK AT THE "COINCIDENCE OR SIGN" QUESTION

[lanasblood]

but today i spent the whole day basically with him and one of my coworkers who used to work directly with him and i think she gets jealous whenever he is being sweet to me? that annoyed the hell out of me tho, like the second he’d turn to talk to me she’d be trying to catch his attention with another topic, so at one point i got super quiet bc i thought it was pointless to talk if she is interrupting me every two secs. and i think he noticed that i was being quiet so he just started paying me extra attention 🥲 and also when we were going to lunch he held the door for me and also put his hand on my back to guide me in i swear i almost died

asdfsgahjfg this is soo sweet, i'm meltingggg!!! he really is the ultimate dreamy crush, huh? 😏

your coworker after she sees him paying extra attention to you instead of her:

[lanasblood]

i also went to confess to @jakexneytiri so let me just bring the party over here 😭

ok so ever since i got this job i have been hearing about this man that works in our other office which is in another city but he’s kind of a legend in our company bc he is very talented and pretty much revolutionized the whole industry in our country. but he’s not old, like in his mid thirties and i’m 22😭 so i see him sometimes, like once a week when we go to their office for general meetings and he always comes and greets me with a kiss on the cheek (he’s French but idk if it’s a French thing?)) and like the first time he did it i was caught off guard and blushed SO hard

I’m here, I’m here 🏃‍♀️

wait I’ll comment on it on the last part but I’m all ears for that young talented legendary goodlooking french business MAN 😏 (btw I’d assume it to be a french thing from my personal experience but I’m not sure, french besties, can you confirm or deny??)

[lanasblood]

men ain’t shit don’t fall for that bull 🤦‍♀️

anon baby.... you’re SO right!!!!! this opened my eyes 

@randxmthxughts bestie, our folie à deux ends here.... I needed to be reminded of the fact that he’s a man yes 😍 but he’s still a MAN 🤢 so even though I was ready to simp the shit out of mr. casanova (gosh we even have it in the name 😩) I need to be the more critical thinking one of us, I got your back (and anonnie too, thank you!!💕)

[lanasblood]

ok what’s the tea on scorpio men👀

disclaimer: the following statements are based on absolutely nothing but my subjective view and some pseudoscience. don't read if you're a scorpio man. everyone else can enjoy 😛💕♏️

i’ve never come across a scorpio who isn't intelligent (however, they can be quite calculating at times).

they can seem mysterious before you get to know them (and sometimes even after).

they are definitely passionate about everything they love (including and in particular their romantic partners, sometimes even possessive lol)

they have this confident aura 24/7.

they have almost no fears (none they'd admit).

they are walking lie detectors (but I'd say scorpio women are better at this).

they are known for lovebombing.

instead of admitting when they're wrong, they have a tendency to play victim and twist things around to make you the one at fault (same with cancer men).

manipulation seems to be second nature to them, not just in toxic situations (although any form of manipulation is toxic), but even in simple decisions like where to grab something to eat, you'll find yourself agreeing with them without even realizing it.

they can get easily irritated, depending on their mood.

they love to be in control (with things and with people).

they love when you depend on them.

one thing's for sure, they always speak their minds and stand by what they believe to be right (which can be good and bad).

they are extremely loyal but at the same time, they expect the same amount of loyalty back. 

never do them wrong, seriously, never, this goes for both men and women because they can be incredibly petty and unforgiving, depending on the damage done.

overall a dominant sign

i promise I don't hate scorpios lol I'm just surrounded by them and these are the patterns I notice with all of them; I swear they always somehow find me (luckily more women than men), make me fall for them (notice the manipulation), and then I can never get rid of them. it's my canon event. can't complain 💓

* all this may change depending on their moon and rising signs, and lastly, "but I dunno tho, I'm not an expert".

[lanasblood]

no because him sitting between me and his gf reminded me of the twilight scene where bella is sat in between jacob and mike in the movie theater 😂

his gf was actually nice to me, we also run into that mutual friend the same night (the one i mentioned that is throwing a party this sunday) and that mutual friend adoreees me (i love her too!) so she just greeted him but she hugged me and started very excitedly talking to me, and mr. casanova was just watching our interaction with a smile, like he was proud or smth loool

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOOOOOOOO FR HE'S BELLA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

awww the proud daddy smile 🥴💖 but isn't it crazy that you have a mutual friend that you get along so well with?! coincidence orrr.... ? 😏 not tryna be delulu but that deepens the connection, just saying,,

[lanasblood]

girl not to mention i have to do a task for him so i just message him with questions and every time he asks me how i am doing and he even asked if i did anything after the movie and etc

and we have a mutual friend who is throwing a party on sunday and he asked if i was going, but he’s not bc he will be in france then so

we can add attentive and good texter to the list of things he's good at......... 🥴

but what do we do now?? mr. casanova hiatus?? 10 days?!?? :(

as your rational thinking bestie i'm telling you, it's good he's gone. it's time to breathe, you'll be over him by the time he returns, the rose-tinted glasses and cloudy judgment will vanish into thin air. trust.

as your delulu bestie hoewever 🥴 I know he'll be thinking of you for ten days straight, I even expect him to text you

[lanasblood]

just came home from an event where i met mr. casanova's girlfriend but no one actually introduced us to each other? my coworker was right tho, she just left mr. casanova with us and left to socialize with other people ahaha, guess she doesn't like the team at all

do what you will with this information idek why i'm sharing it lol

noo please keep sharing (i know I'm not the only one looking forward to your updates, it's top tier entertainment) also congrats on officially meeting the girlfriend 😛 is she nice? at least she left her man with you guys, so the dislike of the team can't be that bad, can it? ✌🏼

[lanasblood]

not her cropping out his faceeee i am dead 💀💀💀💀

me tooo!!! I laughed for a good minute when I read that 😂 @randxmthxughts you left him shocked pikachu face with that move but I can’t even blame him, it’s too funny 😭😂

[lanasblood]

he also teased me for mixing up two diff kinds of champagne that we were served and said that i needed a training 🙃 i got so embarrassed thooo bc in my sphere of work we kind of have to know that stuff and getting it wrong in front of a senior staff member is not good. and also i posted a story with him and cropped out his face and he asked why and i said that his face looked angry and when i showed to hin the original video he was like noo you should have left it as it is and got a little upset so i tried to cheer him up saying that next time he should just smile so he gave me THEEE brightest fucking smile and asked if that was alright, of course i said yes😂😌idek if it’s playful banter or what? i also felt like i was crossing the line just a little with all the jokes which is why he didn’t react very eagerly like that 30% so i just gave him some space and eventually he’d talk to me first. But babe what he did in the end?? Let me tell you🫣

my initial thought was "how cuuuuteeee" but after baby anon's reminder (thanks again for being the voice of reason) it got me thinking.....

I mean, yes, all of that is definitely flattering (NOT YOU POSTING A STORY AND CROPPING OUT HIS FACE WHILE SITTING NEXT TO HIM THO HAHAAHAH)... but he's kinda suspicious!! look at it from another angle: he is settled in life, with a committed partner, and may have already climbed the entire career ladder. his life might be boring, mundane, lacking any form of excitement. you, on the other hand, are a beautiful and talented young woman who happens to work at the same company as him. you have nothing to lose; you're free and with countless opportunities ahead of you. and you bring excitement, with your personality, with your energy, with your youthful spirit. I'm sure he genuinely enjoys the conversations with you (who wouldn't?), but it also confirms something for him. when combined with everything I've mentioned before, including the fact that he is in a superior position, it's a bit sus. his motives aren't clear, is he just friendly or does he seek validation? is he like this with everyone and all the time, or does he look for a spark in his life? you said you even gave him space, and he was the one talking to you, seeking your company, if someone crossed the line, then it's him,, idk but if we're going to be delulu, let's try it this way 💓

[lanasblood]

babe that’s not even the half of it🤭 i am just getting more delulu with every time i see him. like during the dinner we spoke of the interview he’s having next week, the one that i have to be present for and coordinate. so i told him that and he said “i know, you’ll come and help me!” and i said sure but idk if i’d be much help and he said “i need you there for emotional support” NO I NEED MEDICAL SUPPORT RIGHT NOW MISTER

so if you’re getting more delulu every time you see him and I’m getting more delulu every time you message me about him we might as well call this format folie à deux (i’m not a help here)

he needs you there, you hear me, for emotional support!!! NOW WHY DID HE SAY THAT!! I’m sure you’re gonna be of big help to him and the rest of the team but HE CAN’T SAY IT LIKE THAT!! 😩😭