#team: mmpr17

[blkprzacktaylor]

Rita: *reads Zack's mind*

Zack' mind: I wonder if I made enough this month. Kind of cutting it close with training. I guess I could eat a little less to pay for the bills.

Rita: *hands Zack pile of gold* Goldar can wait.

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Zack: *takes off shirt*

Jason: *drools*

Billy: *shields eyes* Too bright!

Trini: *sighs* I'm gay, but those are nice...

Kimberly: Trini! *covers Trini's eyes*

Kimberly: Zack! Put a frickin shirt on, and stop impressing my girlfriend!

Alpha 5: I don't think humans are supposed to have nice proportions like that.

Zack: Guys! It's just a shirt! It's soaked! I can't train in it!

Jason: *stutters* N-no. Don't put it back on. This is good. Y- yeah. Definitely good.

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Zack: *moves pawn* Checkmate.

Billy: *throws arms into air* Why are you and your mom so good at this?! I'm in the chess club and I can't beat either of you!

Zack: You played chess with my mom?

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Zack: *screaming at Jason*

Jason: *screaming at Zack*

Trini: *eating popcorn* What are they arguing about this time?

Billy: *steals some popcorn* Whether pineapple goes on pizza.

Kimberly: Do you think they'll finally kiss this time?

Trini: *shrugs* They're practically eye fucking. Does it matter at this point?

Billy: *nods* True.

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Zack: I'm controlling a foot!

Billy: HEY! YOU'RE A FOOT TOO?!

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Zack: How come Jason gets a sword?

Zordon: Because he is the red ranger.

Zack: And I'm the black ranger. Now, how come he gets a sword?

Zordon: Because he is the leader.

Zack: ...

Jason: You can use my sword anytime, Zack. *winks suggestively*

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Billy: You know Mrs. Taylor, you're really nice. *moves rook*

Zack's Mom: Oh, stop sweetie. I'm very grateful to all of you for being friends with Zack. *moves bishop*

Jason: It isn't that hard. Your son is a great person. You raised him well. *flips textbook page*

Billy: *moves knight* He's one of our best friends! I don't have tons of friends, but he's one of our closest ones!

Zack's Mom: *smiles* Thank you boys. You guys will keep him safe, right? I understand that you have to protect the town since you're warriors and all, but make sure he doesn't do anything too reckless, ok? God knows that boy causes too much trouble as it is already.

Jason: *eyes widen* ...

Billy: *flails and falls off bed*

Zack's Mom: *moves queen* Checkmate. Are you okay, Billy?

Billy: *nods frantically*

Jason: We'll protect him with our lives. *gives pinky to Zack's Mom*

Jason: Pinky promise!

Billy: *salutes*

Zack's Mom: *shakes pinkies with Jason* Thank you.

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Kimberly: We're talking to a wall.

Zack: So? I do that all the time.

Zordon: ... We're doomed.