#technotears

[darkfiresdesires]

Printers are assholes.

This dude I know told me once that all printers are assholes. After many years and many different printers I finally acquiesce to what he said so long ago. Printers are indeed assholes. I sit here crying like a petulant child when it’s this plastic piece of technical junk that is acting like sometime stole it’s fucking sweet roll. It’s big black mouth agape in laughter as tears stream down my face to rest on my equally stupid and sadistic desk. You see I am trying to start a little business, again and again I need to print all sorts of propaganda and stickers and labels and tags and and and and this little bitch of a brother can’t be bothered to act right. The sad thing is I defended this little piece of shit for years. I bespoke it's praises over and over for it saved me many money dollars and saving money dollars is a damn good thing. At this point it is going to cost me many money dollars to do what I want so here I sit crying and pounding my fists on my stupid sadistic desk because printers are fucking assholes.

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