#tell me this isn't how a meeting with Bull and Zev would go

[roguerambles]

Zevran: “It’s time to move on. Unless...you’d like to get to know each other a little better, Your Worship~?”

Iron Bull: “Careful, boss. Pretty assassins with pretty knives will stab you pretty good.”

Zevran: “Perhaps your...burly Qunari friend would feel better keeping his eye on me? And you. To ensure the security of all involved?”

Iron Bull: “Interesting idea.”

Inquisitor: “You’re coming. That’s an order.”

Zevran: “Aha! The more the merrier!”

Iron Bull: “Boss? You’re the best.”