Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?
First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????
Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???
And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????
It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking
Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!
So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.
It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!
And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???
I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts
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Hey now! I’m your step-dad! Please dont be sad! Be! Brave!
Hey now! You’re a strong girl! Fight the whole world! Go! Slay!
You’re enough as you are. I’ll be watching you from the stars.
(Btw! Scary design HEAVILY inspired by this animatic by @topicaltropic that I’ve been watching on loop for like 2 days its soooooo good go check it out!)
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"Maybe you're nothing, but I'm nothing... you're my friend [and] I want to be your friend. So that's something... That can just be something." - Lincoln in season 2 episode 31
*Edit: monologue from night in the woods*
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The stamplers
i hate willy. ron deserved better.
(willy stampler facing away from ron with his head turned slightly to the left. Ron stampler in front of willy facing straight in front of the *camera?* Ron has his hands on Terry jr’s shoulders and he is looking down at him with a smile on his face. Terry jr. is standing in front of ron also facing the *camera?* with his hands on Scary’s shoulders. Terry is also smiling and looking down and scary but he has a more worried look on his face. something something he doesn’t feel like a good stepdad like ron was something something. Scary is standing in front of Terry, also facing forward. Scary has a serious/upset look on her face. scary is the only one not looking down at someone and she is instead staring into the camera. Scary sees you.)
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finished my updated teen designs !!
(notes about terry's design: she has the same outfit except she's wearing normal's hoodie, and took off the gloves and skirt- she had shorts underneath!)
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