#textpostposting

[ataraxianascendant]

fucking an image file. call that jpegging

[bowandharrow]

gal in search of pal, we could be the ultimate best friends and have our own special suspiciously wedding-like friendship ceremony. we can start our new life together...as best friends, of course

[ataraxianascendant]

in the creek. straight up "altering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My beasdt.

[ataraxianascendant]

bitches will be talking about how they need that old man when in reality the old man is an immortal cyborg who likes to fish and killed the universe by trying to make a puke machine

[ataraxianascendant]

im just a normal guy who eats lots of pickles and sleeps with her blåhajar

[ataraxianascendant]

manifesting that the bus comes less than fifteen minutes late today

[ataraxianascendant]

suck his tits tuesday

[ataraxianascendant]

MY CAT FINALLY GOT OFF OF ME I CAN EAT NOW

[ataraxianascendant]

people don't even say "that's my name don't wear it out" anymore

[ataraxianascendant]

i really want to have a fursona but i just cannot find a single animal that i really latch onto yknow? top contenders so far are cat, mouse, bunny, deer, sheep (in no particular order)

[ataraxianascendant]

one of my best skills is that i have a really strong sense of when to stop clapping

[ataraxianascendant]

you know something fucked up is about to happen when the drummer starts doing rides instead of hi-hats

[ataraxianascendant]

you should be able to reblog two posts to chain them into one conjoined post. this would solve nothing and make tumblr more complicated for everyone.

[ataraxianascendant]

does anyone else scroll tumblr late at night and save things as drafts and then post them later in the day and then forget to like the posts and then eat a really nice ham & cheese & egg sandwich on pumpernickel or am i just weird

[ataraxianascendant]

creme brulee is one of the best dishes because it combines all four elements

[ataraxianascendant]

im like if a guy wasnt. like i just dont in general