#thank u....... ilusm..................... u were right :3 <3

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fandom meme: T, V

blows u a kiss

T -  Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

rubs throat

ok so some of these aren’t ride or die headcanons, just a jumble of shit that i like and ride or die, you figure out which is which

Harry Mason is a bottom; is author friends with my OC Lane (that’s the middle of the bingo card); [REDACTED SAD HEADCANONS BC TRIGGER WARNINGS]; bisexual delight; swears like a sailor with 5 minutes to live; uses pet names like you wouldn’t believe; left handed (ok i wouldn’t die defending it i just Like It; DOES go to therapy; plays the piano, still pick types (aka never learned how to use home row or anything, just plunks at keys); obv paranoid as ten fucks on easter sunday about the cult and has a gun but it unnerves him so much he probably only goes to the shooting range a few times a year (tho does keep it cleaned, and that’s nerve-wracking enough)

James Sunderland is a top; unfortunate! just in general; bisexual disaster; short aka under 5′11″ (sorry y’all while i have learned to appreciate Tall James, Short James has my heart); alcoholic (tho p sure this is canon but yanno); [REDACTED SAD HEADCANONS BC TRIGGER WARNINGS]; had moderate but wobbly relationship with his dad aka frank was weird and a dick sometimes but not abusive; complicated relationship with Mary; lake fucker (non-negotiable); prob did a little hunting is his youth but couldn’t figure out how he felt about it so stopped; that boy ain’t right; charcoal on crisp white paper

Alex Shepherd and Mary Shepherd are cousins/nephew and aunt

Frank Sunderland and Mary Shepherd/the Order have been in cahoots the whole time

quietly leaves CATS alone

Jonathan Crane ... .... yanno... can’t even do this one bc i’m too pigheaded about how i developed my own Jonathan Crane and he’s pretty canon/fanon divergent so

actually lbr here i’m pigheaded about my interpretations in general and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

i’m ride or die with myself i suppose

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

:(

no not 3. as many as i damn well please thank u

as if any of these need any fucking rehashing:

Harry Mason/James Sunderland (Silent Hill)

Eileen Galvin/Cynthia Velasquez (Silent Hill 4) (pass bc it’s sh4 and also, Lesbians)

Munkustrap/Macavity (CATS)

Jonathan Crane/Edward Nygma aka scriddler (Batman Rogues Gallery)

[other rogues pairings between my personal interpretations]

Jack Aubrey/Stephen Maturin (Aubreyad) (andalsotheirwivessometimes)

Tin Man/Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)

Koltira Deathweaver/Thassarian (World of Warcraft) (don’t fucking look at me)

Orange/White aka creamsicle (god i hate y’all) (Reservoir Dogs)

Red Traveler/White Traveler (Journey) (and what about it)

Jason Lee Scott/Tommy Oliver (Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers) (betcha didn’t see that one comin)

Kimberly Ann Hart/Trini Kwan (Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers) (that’s two but Lesbians)

uhhhh

receipts pls i don’t remember