#thank you for telling me to my face that I'm as adorably ineffectual as a shrieking toddler. I guess | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

blujayonthewing · 8 months

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the gulf of the vibes difference between 'you are too nice to be mean, I can't even picture that' and 'you are just simply too smol sweet baby bean and the mental image of you ""being mean"" is frankly hilarious to me'

#thank you for telling me to my face that I'm as adorably ineffectual as a shrieking toddler. I guess #same friend has Smol Sweet Baby Bean'd my husband about sexy stuff #ma'am I know he's a sweetheart but I canvery much assure you he has heard of sex #which again-- I HAVE male friends who I feel like it would embarrass both of us to Talk About Sex with/ in front of #but the vibes difference between 'this would probably make us both feel awkward' and 'he is just an innocent sprout uwu'#dear google how to be sweet and kind and silly without being perceived by literally everyone as some kind of massive toddler #anyway the fact that I have anxiety and generally try to be nice does not mean I don't have it in me to be mean #you have never seen me be mean because we're friends and also I'm not an asshole #this came up in the context of staying with a friend for a week whose boyfriend I can't stand #and how by midweek I had myself on a fucking leash because I could FEEL myself getting Mean #and I didn't want to snap and make the whole rest of the week deeply uncomfortable #'haha aww I'm just picturing a cute little creature making a little grumpy face💕' I....... okay #about me

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