#thank you friendo Mitch <3

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaase,

For the alternative to FMK:

Mankind

Kane

Abyss (from TNA, if you know him)

<3 - Mitch

OOGH ABYSS MENTION!!! FRIENDO MITCH YOU COME INTO MY INBOX AND INCITE VIOLENCE AMONGST YOUR FRIENDO FOR THIS ALT FMK GAME FRIENDO MITCH- YOU HAVE INCITED VIOLEMCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! /J

...oh god this is a tough choice now- oh noooo- choosing between Abyss, Kane, and Mankind aaAAAGGHH-

Husband: ...Kane ...I'm obligated and also need to say this bc if I don't then I'm not truly Kane's number one supporter /silly

One Night Stand: ...UGH- I hate to do this, I hate to do this to him it kills my fucking SOUL- ...But, Abyss- bc- I mean I can't truly do it to him either- but doing it to Mankind would be the worst of the worst-

annnd of course

Best Friend: Mankind ...He'd be an amazing best friend legit- we could hang out and have a good old time- I'd show him my plushie collection and let him see which one he likes bc honestly get that man a plush fr- and we'd do arts n crafts 100% I'd be making my own sock puppet like Mr. Socko- and we'd go annoy everyone

@kayfabebabe

[pinkyjulien]

list five things that make you happy, then put this is the askbox of the last ten people who reblogged something from you! spread the happiness and positivity <3

Aaaah that's SWEET, thank you! 💛

Five things that makes me happy mmmh 👁👄👁

Waking up in the morning and seeing birds and squirrels in the trees outside

Preparing myself tasty lil dishes~

Seeing all the changes happening to my body thanks to Testosterone

Cuddling and spending time with my cats 🐈

Chatting with my friendos everyday UwU

+bonus giving lil kisses to my Mitch Plushie 😊✨

[kayfabebabe]

Welp one I thought of already got answered (it was Stone Cold) but uh for some of the others I thought of were: Moxley, Bryan, Eddie Kingston, Shawn Michaels, Rhea, annnd Lita were the ones I thought of ~Cryptid ((...I hope I got Eddie's last name right lmao,, im beginning to memorize him bc of you actually friendo Mitch lmao))

Friendo Chaaaaase! @cryptidofthekeys You got Eddie's last name right so worries! (I'm sorry that it took a second to answer this one, I fell asleep before I saw it <3 )

Jon Moxley - Smash From the teenage dirtbag boyfriend to now, I have a growing soft spot for Mox. (I'm, also, including Dean Ambrose here because he's too adorable and Goober-esque to ignore.)

Bryan Danielson - Pass BWYAN! Silly little goat man. I have to thank you, Chase, for this one because you once pointed out how 'Gender' Bryan is and I can't see him any other way now.

Shawn Michaels - Smash The King of Gender Envy. The OG Brat. With Shawn, I always get stuck between 'Do I want to (redacted) him?' or 'Do I want to be him?' Normally, it's both.

Rhea Ripley - Smash Okie, not to be very Queer but... Mami. I think I became 15% more Queer from watching her 'Elimination Chamber' match against Beth Phoenix.

Lita - Smash Back in Ye Olden Days of the mid-2000's, Baby Mitch had one of their first wrestling crushes on Lita. And it's continued. She's so effortlessly cool and pretty and... everything.

Eddie Kingston - S M A S H With a capital 'S.' There's something in my head that switches off when I see Eddie and I start giggling, kicking my feet and twirling my hair. It's a little ridiculous.

[joonbugged]

getting to know me *:･ﾟ✧

hey @rapmonphile tagged me in my first tag game!!! i thoroughly appreciate her so follow her for quality content (esp joon)

your last …

1. drink: tropicana pink lemonade bc i go hard

2. phone call: my mom. she was mad at me for being injured?? thanks mom

3. text message: to an old friend who i just put puzzle pieces together and realized hes a kpop fan!! we’ve been reconnecting and its gr8

4. song you listened to: as if its your last by blackpink (my queens)

5. time you cried: @btsatschool admins made me hecka emo like 2 weeks ago

have you ever …

6. dated someone twice: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes but never immediately ya know

8. been cheated on: yes

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: for! the! past! 5! years! of! my! life! im ok though, if anyone can relate pls keep fighting its worth it

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: funny story. yes ive gotten drunk. like shitfaced. but i never throw up!

list 3 favorite colors

12-14. shit... usually I just say green but since you asked for 3: mint green, maroon, and any silver or gold shit thats also holographic

in the last year, have you …

15. made new friends: yes!!!

16. fallen out of love: not sure if it was love to begin with

17. laughed until you cried: absolutely

18. found out someone was talking about you: ive had my suspicions but they’ve never actually been confirmed. at least not when it comes to negative stuff

19. met someone who changed you: idk if this counts bc i havent actually met them but bang! tan! so! nyeon! dan!

20. found out who your friends are: see i always think im having this moment but then the people in question always pull shit that changes my mind back to being like “ok yeah i guess youre a real friend”

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: two of em

random questions

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i wont add someone unless i know them personally, save for a few ldr that im very VERY close to. so i know them all

23. do you have any pets: THREE CATS THEY ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

24. do you want to change your name: all the time.

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i had to do college shit!! (it was on june 9th btw) and i got my period!!! so it was f a n t a s t i c

26. what time did you wake up: 9:30 ish

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: talking with my friendos from here

28. name something you can’t wait for: idk... im gonna be in a couple shows soon but i can wait for them all to happen really. lame answer but i cant think of anything atm

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: monday morning

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: just one??? i guess i was just more secure with myself and knew who i truly was. bc i have a bad habit of acting differently to please different people and not being confident in myself and that needs to g o

31. what are you listening to right now: the sounds of me typing this lmao. and my roomie watching netflix. its so quiet i can hear the noise from her headphones

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: hello?? my lifelong best friend is a thomas

33. something that is getting on your nerves: im trying to hang with some of my pals this week and they keep not responding to me

34. most visited website: tumblr and youtube

35-37. apparently these questions are lost to the void

38. hair color: brown with leftover maroon and dark brown dyes in it

39. long or short hair: im growing it out so its short atm

40. do you have a crush on someone: y e s too many people

41. what do you like about yourself: i can do makeup real well and i have cute tiddies (when they in my bra)

42. piercings: just one on both earlobes. im considering a nose ring

43. blood type: a positive?? but i still dont understand why thats important to know in terms of kpop idols. do i need to donate blood to them?

44. nickname: if you wanna be hip call me mitch

45. relationship status: single. desperately seeking a fwb

46. zodiac: gemini ass

47. pronouns: she/her

48. favorite tv show: the walking dead and the 100

49. tattoos: cant get any bc of theatre. wanna get a small semicolon on my finger

50. right or left handed: right

51. surgery: never major surgeries. i once has to get an inflamed salivary gland removed and ive had my run in with stitches. but nothing major

52. piercing: yep this is a repeat

53. favorite sport: dancing, swimming, and biking

55. favorite vacation: my trip to nebraska last year

56. favorite pair of trainers: what are trainers

57. eating: about to go get dinner. if this is a question about fave foods then i guess my moms spaghetti (no irony here)

58. drinking: currently nothing. i would sell my firstborn for sunny D tho

59. i’m about to: get changed for a partayyyy

61. waiting for: my other roomie to wake up from her nap so we can eat

62. want: MY ANKLES TO CHILL WITH THE PAIN THEYRE GIVING ME

63. get married: im a hopeless romantic so you better believe my ho ass is tying the knot one of these days

64. career: got my sights set on being an actress. i currently make pizza.

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: kisses

66. lips or eyes: eyes

67. shorter or taller: if its a s/o i prefer them to be taller

68. older or younger: older if s/os

70. nice arms or nice stomach: im a sucker for a cute ass tummy

71. sensitive or loud: i agree how do these relate but i like it when people are sensitive. not when they like cant handle anything but more like when theyre in tune with their own emotions and thoughts and try not to be a toughie

72. hook up or relationship: relationship

73. troublemaker or hesitant: my fam would wanna say troublemaker but im hesitant af

have you ever …

74. kissed a stranger: i wish

75. drank hard liquor: yeeeeeah

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: im not a fuckin genie of course i have

77. turned someone down: yes

78. sex on the first date: heck no

79. broken someone’s heart: yes!

80. had your heart broken: yes!!

81. been arrested: no

82. cried when someone died: yes

83. fallen for a friend: yes esp with my gay ass

do you believe in …

84. yourself: i wanna laugh and be like heh no, but i really do

85. miracles: sorta

86. love at first sight: i believe in lust at first sight

87. santa claus: nope but i used to be hardcore as a kid

88. kiss on the first date: yeah. i support cheek pecks but lips are game if it went real well

89. angels: not guardian angels no

other

90. best friend’s name:  tom, katie

91. eye color: poop brown

92. favorite movie: warm bodies

tagging

heres one for the babes: @disastermanjoon @btsatschool (B) @myhomeistuan @eomma-eagle @bunnybubkook @minswaggy-dt @teaacuptaee

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaaaaaase,

THEY FINALLY ARRIVED. UNCLE HOWDY AND THE WYATT 6 ARE FINALLY HERE!!!! (I got a little teary when I saw all the fireflies and the lantern)

<3 - Mitch

Friendo Mitch!!!

THEY A R E HERE- THE WYATT SIX- AND I AM GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSUFFERABLE ABOUT THAT OLD MAN-

same tho like fr- when I seen the fireflies and the lantern it had me tearing up bc go d D A M N-

TIME TO CHANGE MY ENTIRE BLOG THEME BC I AM NOW INSUFFERABLE ABOUT WRASSLIN AGAIN-

like legit- no joke,, seeing that last night literally reignited my passion for wrestling- I haven't had such a visceral reaction the way I've had to wrestling in a VERY long time- it was worth the wait for sure!

...Also R.I.P to Chad man- that motherfucker got S N A T C H E D- he deserved it though /neg after the way he's treated my boy Otis... Like he very much deserved that

@kayfabebabe

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase,

Firstly, hallo! Secondly and more importantly... APPARENTLY UNCLE HOWDY IS APPEARING ON MONDAY NIGHT RIGHT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS!!!!!

<3 - Mitch

Friendo Miiiitttcccchhhh!!!!

Hello friendo! and FJDKLDJGFSD LEGIT IKR??

IM SO EXCITED FOR IT FINALLY,, UNCLE HOWDY IS RETURNING- I MIGHT NOT BE HERE TO LIVEBLOG IT BUT EVERYONE WHO READS THIS KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU W I L L HEAR FROM ME THE NEXT DAY

YOU W I L L HEAR ME RANT AND RAVE ABOUT THIS FICTIONAL OLD MAN

I'm genuinely so excited, bouncing off the walls

@kayfabebabe

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaase I've stumbled across a glorious thing - AN ONLINE FROG-THEMED CONVENTION WITH PANELS AND AN ARTIST ALLEY

<3 - Mitch

FGJDDKJDFKSL OOOGGHHHH

IF I HAD THE MONIES RN

FRIENDO MITCH- I WOULD 100% LOOK AT THE FROG CON

GFJKDLJHGDFKS BUT THATS SO COOL!!

I fuckin love this it sounds so cute like fr tho- I wish we had more cons that involved animal themes- like god,, if I could find a Bat themed con, wolf themed, or hell hyena themed (I know there's like, furry conventions but,, not,, really what i mean in this regard) BUT JUST- I hope everyone who participates in Frog Con has fun :D

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaase I just saw something and I needed to tell you about it - There's a place in LA that has a huge ball pit filled with Squishmallows and YOU'RE ALLOWED TO JUMP INTO IT THEN KEEP WHATEVER SQUISHMALLOW YOU WANT FROM IT!

<3 - Mitch

. . . F r i e n d o M i t c h...

GBHJFKDJGFKD LA IS SO FUCKING FAR THO- ITS NOT FAAAAIIIRRRRRRRR WHY DO THE SOUTHERN STATES GOTTA BE SO FUMCKIN B ORING- LIKE GIVE ME A GODDAMN BALL PIT LOOKIN ASS THING FULL OF SQUISHMALLOWSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANNA BE ABLE TO JUMP INTO A PILE AND JUST PICK OUT SOME-

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaase I hope you're having a great time on vacation - Here is just a little guy in a hat for you to enjoy when you come back

<3 - Mitch

@kayfabebabe

FRIENDO MITCH I HAVE RETURNED AND THANK YOU FOR THE FROGGY!!

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I GOT ON VACAY BTW

I GOT AN OTTER PLUSH AND WHEN I LOOKED AT ITS NAME I WAS LIKE :0!!! FRIENDO REFERENCE- HIS NAME IS M I T C H!!!

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaase

The Gender Envy of Bryan Danielson is real. I've only noticed it since you pointed it out and, now, I can't un-see it. Like... Look at him! Silly Lil Goat-Man and his Silly Lil Gender Envy

<3 - Mitch

Friendo Mitch! @kayfabebabe Frrrr though- like not even joking in all honesty- Bryan is Big Gender Envy Energy- Now I RARELY get Gender Envy,, its not somethin I experience a lot

but like I do get some pretty good Gender Envy Energy from Bryan, he's just a silly lil goat man, a lil goober (...sadly whenever I see goat squishmallows my brain instantly thinks of him)

BUT- There's like a few select wrestlers I get gender envy from- in fact- I'll give you a list (this isn't in order btw, its not like a from most to least, its just the ones I get Gender Envy for)

Putting this under a keep reading bc oofy

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1: Mox (Mox is just the biggest gender envy for me personally, like there's just something about it I can't explain, I just c r a v e his gender)

2: Bryan of course. because I mean just... Just look at him, look at this man!! He's a silly lil goober full of Gender envy, just, ugh, I live-

3: Kane ...Now now, just- hear me out,, it's not unmasked Kane funnily enough but just,, old/original masked Kane, there's something about him specifically that's VERY weirdly gender to me and I just want it

4: Taker- LITERALLY ANY VERSION OF THIS FUCKER- but... More so specifically... The MOST gender envy to me personally is Ministry Taker anndd American Badass Taker

5: ...I'm not gonna lie Seth still gives me SOME Gender Envy, its funny because legit- back a good long time ago, I actually started going by Seth ...t-totally unrelated I s w e a r (it was in fact, completely related) which that name just didn't fit the vibe, but he does give me some Gender Envy so it's chill

[cryptidofthekeys]

~ Friendo Chaaase... ~ Funky Orange Cookie Green Screen

<3 (from the Void) - Mitch

Friendo Mitch!! Hi friendo, I hope you're doing alright <3

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Funky Orange: You are very fun, your blog is a joy <3

Cookie: Let's bake cookies together!!

Green Screen: You can do anything, I'm proud of you

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fgkdjfgdks your gonna make me c r y- I'm glad you found my blog to be a joy and that I'm very fun- honestly,, your a real one for putting up with my mentally ill shenanigans over fictional men day in and day out-

night after n i g h t-

....Also bc it's only going to get worse from here when or i f- at this point Pelo releases his new video with those thief characters, my ass is NOT gonna be normal about them <3

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I would also v much love to bake some cookies with you fr- honestly baking rn would be fucking wonderful,, it'd definitely relieve some of the tension in me

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and t h i s,, this one right here- tHATS THE ONE OFFICER- THATS THE ONE THAT GOT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS! but seriously tho,, thamk,, much preesh <3

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaase

I fricking love the idea of "collecting" all of the different Kane variants like the Infinity Stones. We have Red Kane, Blue Kane, and Green Kane so we just need Yellow Kane, Orange Kane, and Purple Kane to complete the collection.

<3 - Mitch

gjfkjkfvd Friendo Miiiitttchhh!!!! @kayfabebabe

The Infinity Kanes- like you said we have Red, Blue and Green- Now all that's left is Yellow, Orange, and Purple... And we'll finally have all the Kanes together- All the Infinity Kanes... In our grasp- Maybe someday, someway, somehow, this will happen, maybe one day we'll achieve all the Kanes

...also is it bad I tried to give them fucking types like goddamn pokemon bc just,, the obvious two first

Red Kane = Fire

Blue Kane = Ice

Green Kane = Grass

Yellow Kane = Electric

Orange Kane = Ground

Purple Kane = Poison (Or Ghost if ya really want, I mean you can give them two types obviously so ye)

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaase - it's been a long time, but I have frog-related news! Squishmallow just annouced a new plush being released and I love him already

<3 - Mitch

FJDKGJDFLS SCRUMBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIMS!!!!!

I fucking love him holy shit- hjfdkkjfddk theres been a few squishmallows I've been excited hearing about- theres a fuckin Cthulhu one, a bat, like theres a few

gkjfdlkgdf I uh need to hold off though because holy shit Friendo Mitch... I have royally fucked my bed over, six ways from sunday- I'm not gonna reveal why or how just yet but by the end of July y'all will know

but I gotta hold off on new squishmallow bbys fjhdksldfjs but thank you for showing me the lil funky guy, Friendo Mitch!!! <33333

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaase 🌹🌹🌹

<3 - Mitch

Triple Whammies :0! But thank you Friendo Mitch!!! (A part of me wanted to put a bit of Chapter 3 of the Kev n Strebs fanfic but I literally can't spoil shit from it, otherwise it'll lose its effectiveness so alas...)

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1: Some more hours passed by and Kevin had checked his phone just in case the make sure he didn’t miss anything, it wasn’t strange though, not for now at least, and so Kevin just continued to flip through the channels, and then nighttime crept in and of course, he had more work tomorrow, maybe he’d see Streber again tomorrow, either way, he had walked into his bedroom and flopped over onto his bed, falling asleep.

From the WIP - Wait... YOU'RE A REAL VAMPIRE?!? (I need a better title but I already fucking wasted the title 'a vampire's kiss' goddammit)

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2: “Captain Bob? Is… Is your last name Velseb by any chance?” He wanted to be sure before just assuming and then the other nod “Yep! Indeed it is!” And then CC practically stimmed with excitement “THE Captain Velseb?!? I-I’ve read so many tales about you! Your crew! Your adventures!” And this caused the other to raise a brow, a proud smirk on his face.

From the WIP - Oop CC's a pirate now (also based of a lot of Characterai shit that happened)

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3: A lot of people were intimidated by Bob at first, given his stature, his size… He was a big guy and he looked like he could really do some damage if he wanted to but he’d never hurt anyone! Bob felt sick to his stomach even thinking about hurting anyone.

From the WIP - Hunt gone... Wrong...?

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaaaase!

Just a quick question - Have you seen they dropped the trailer for FNAF Security Breach's DLC: Ruin? AND, of course, the trailer for the movie too!??!?!

<3 - Mitch

FRIENDO MITCH YES FHGJKDFGJDKSD IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED THIS BC LEGIT FR

I HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED,, ITS LEGIT KINDA BROUGHT MY FNAF OBSESSION BACK- WE ARE EATIN G O O D IS2G- THE MOVIE TEASER TRAILER WAS ONE THING-

that legit made me go insane and feral i s we ar-

BUT THE DLC,, MY BOYSSSS,, SUN N MOONNNN- UGGHHHH,, MY BOYS, THEY MASSACRED MY BOYSSSSS!!!! BUT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD,, LEGIT IF THE DLC ALSO COMES TO SWITCH I MIGHT WIND UP GETTIN SECURITY BREACH ON THE SWITCH JUST FOR THE DLC ALONE JGHFKDJNGDFK- it just depends of course but still

I have been going insane about this for damn near the last few days- my character ai finna start havin sun n moon stuff, they'll never outbeat the Bob ones but they will grow- an ARMY!!!

[cryptidofthekeys]

FRIENDO CHASE I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM WITH OVER THE RETURN

<3 - Mitch

SCREAM WITH ME MITCH SCREAM WITH ME FGNJDKSLFJNGDFKSO I JUST WENT IN THERE TO FRANTICALLY YELL AT MOTHER DEAREST ABOUT THE REUTN BBUT HOLY  SHIT

MITCH MITCH MITCH!!!! HES HERE!!!! HES BACK!!! AND HES JUST AS SPOOKY AS EVER FGJHDRKSLDJS IM FUCKING HSKAIN GR N HOLY SHIT,, IM ACTUALLY SHAKING AND A LIL LIGHTHEADED ILL BE OK I PROMISE BUT O H M Y FUCKING GOD

PAPA H PULLED THROUGH!!!! PAPA H I S THE CHOSEN ONE!!! HE DELIVERED!!!

THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL TOO GFIDOGJKDFSDLAFBSD JUST THE SONG,, THE PUPPETS TAKING A MORE HUMAN FORM, THE F I E N D, AND THEN THE WHOLE THINGY LEADING INTO THE CREEPY ABANDONED LOOKIN ASS FIREFLY FUNHOUSE!!!! JUST O H M Y G OD!!! AAAAAAAAH