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CBWA Super Estrella Ep. 6

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another exciting episode of Super Estrella here on Univision.

I’m Jimmy Ross alongside Gordon Solie and Solie.

We have a great card tonight before we head to the Great Bogota Bash this Sunday.

That’s right Jimmy, tonight we will give you an update on the condition of the CBWA Intercontinental Champion Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert.

Also in action CBWA Hall of Famer Steve Ryder, plus we are hearing rumors that the boss Mr. John Schneider has a big announcement concerning the Main Event at The Great Bogota Bash between Roberto Gibson and the CBWA World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg.

Also more names will be announced throughout the show tonight for the big battle royal that will also take place at The Great Bogota Bash where the winner will receive a title shot in the main event at the biggest show of the year Drug Wars 5.

Also in action we will see the in ring return of Ox Baker.

BS Service member Blaster Lashley will be in action as well as he will be in a handicap match.

I hope they pay those poor guys well and the fans have asked for it and we will deliver tonight a returning CBWA Hall Famer will be here tonight.

That’s right all that and so much more as we take you to the ring and the Fink.

Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit, currently in the ring weighing at 228lbs The Bogota Brawler and his opponent accompanied to the ring by Councilman Tom Zenk, weighing at 329lbs here is Big Bubba Bogota.

Bubba looks to be in great shape there Gordon as it looks like the Z man’s workout routine is working as the bell rings and we are under way. Bubba with a cheap poke to the eye as the Brawler can’t see in runs into a vicious mafia kick, I can’t believe this man, it’s all but over now as Bubba swings Brawler into the ropes and nails him with a Bubba slam, 1,2,3, Bubba with a big win as we look at the slam of night Gordon.

WINNER: BIG BUBBA BOGOTA

As you can see The Bogota Brawler was not expecting the finger poke to the eye and it was all but over after that as Bubba hits the big Bubba slam and that is your slam of the night as we now take you to Kenny at our interview table with the number one contenders City Hall.

Thank you Gordon, City Hall come on in here, very impressive tonight as you guys get ready to face the CBWA Tag Team Champions Roberto Gibson and Auzztin, your thoughts going into The Great Bogota Bash?

Kenny, The Mayor has declared Sunday - City Hall Day in Bogota. That’s the day when we get to claim what is rightfully ours.

The Z-Man and myself are ready to take what is rightfully ours and Gibson your receipt is coming and pal I have a lot of them saved up waiting to be cashed on, well Bob you shouldn’t worry about Goldberg you should worry about this foot up your ass.

Now before you guys leave I would like to go back to last week when you reference some “associates” care to clear up the air?

Interview over chump!

Well guys it looks like City Hall is in ready for The Great Bogota Bash but what about the champs, I’m going to try to get an interview with them later on and report back to you guys.

Thank you Kenny we’ll definitely keep our ears open for that, well I’m being told, The BS Service is heading out here.

It looks as though that is the case, stay tuned folks this should get interested.

And welcome back folks to CBWA Super Estrella and almost right on Que here comes The BS Service and Mr. John Schneider.

Last week if you remember folks the contract signing got a bit out of hand to put it lightly and Mr. Schneider did not look very happy as Gibson, Goldberg and AuZZtin held off The BS Service.

Mr. Schneider now has the mic in his hand.

We are officially on the road to The Great Bogota Bash and I can’t wait, I guarantee you this will be the worse night of Roberto Gibson’s life and if you think for a second that you are getting the night off tonight you’re wrong pal, because in this very ring tonight it will be the tag champions of Gibson and AuZZtin against BS Service members, The CBWA South American Champion The Miz and The Tribal Chief Raman Reigns.

Now as a favor to City Hall the Tag Team Titles are not on the line.

Now as far as your big night ahead of you at The Great Bogota Bash Mr. Gibson, I wanna make sure you lose fairly so I have let our head referee Nicholas Patrick, that he will not be the referee in your match against Goldberg. I personally have appointed a special guest referee for the main event and let me introduce him now.

Well Gordon, this is huge who could this be as Mr. Schneider is directing the entrance ramp.

Whoever it is Jimmy, he has to be huge, as we all know Mr. Schneider has deep pockets.

Well Gordon no one is coming out maybe Roberto found out who it is and took him out?

Bolin what the hell is going on? I thought you said he is here?

I did Mr. Schneider let me go back there and get him.

You know what, I’ll go back there with you and confront this son of a bitch for making us look like a fool, everybody just stay right here we’ll be right back.

Well this is the damndest thing I’ve ever seen Gordon who could be the special referee for the Championship match?

I don’t know Jimmy but whoever it is they are not off to a great relationship with the boss

Well here they come back looking baffled, I can’t wait to hear this explanation -- we’ll be right back folks.

And welcome back folks, I believe we are ready for the official announcement - here’s the boss.

Well it seems to be a little mix up here but it’s all fixed now, ladies and gentleman please look up at the big screen -- the special guest referee………..is me.

Well son of a bitch, he tricked us the entire time and Gordon, he has on a damn referee shirt on for crying out loud…

Roberto’s chances have just gone to zero after this shocker Jimmy, Folks, we need to take another quick break and we’ll be right back, my God, what a night - and we’re just getting started.

And welcome back to Super Estrella

If you are just joining us Mr. John Schneider just dropped a bombshell and has appointed himself as the special guest referee for the CBWA Championship Match at The Great Bogota Bash between the champion Goldberg and Roberto Gibson.

On top of all that, Gibson and AuZZtin will go against The Miz and Reigns tonight. Gibson is on the highway to hell if you ask me as we now take it to Kenny who is with the tag champs, Kenny.

Thanks Gordon.

Roberto you heard what Mr. Schneider said…

Let me stop you right there Kenny, first off his name is John, not Mr. Schneider, so I heard what John said and it doesn’t surprise me, he’s had it in for me from the start, so John stack all the cards against me, I don’t give a damn because at The Great Bogota Bash you will fall at your feet and your worst nightmare will come true. And for the 6th time, the CBWA World Heavyweight Champion.

As far as your hand pick number one contender, that Samoan Bitch boy, tonight I will give you just a little taste of what it’s going to be like at Wrestle Rock at Sea 4 -- the PPV that I own the rights too, did you know that Kenneth -- that’s my damn show.

And let me say something Kenny, as far as that little bastard The Miz goes, Miz I want you to shine that South American title up real nice but most importantly shine those lips up because by this time next week after I kick your ass you will be kissing my ass.

You heard the hall of famer, back to you guys.

Thank you Kenny, it looks like Roberto is not one bit phased over Mr. Schneider’s decision, as we now take you up to the Fink

The next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit, currently in the ring weighing in a 427LBS, here is The Colombian Booger.

His opponent weighing in at 257LBS, CBWA Hall of Famer Steve POWERHOUSE Ryder

Ryder is looking jacked Gordon as he is going against the Booger man. Baston looks like he gained another 10LBS just standing there JR.

You may be right on that one Gordon as the bell rings and Ryder charges Booger with a Ryder line, the big man is reeling, Ryder goes off the ropes and nails him again with a Ryder line and Booger goes down, no way Gordon he is signaling for the PileRyder.

There is no way he can get him up JR.

Well Ryder is going for it and my god he has him up. This is very impressive JR

And down goes Booger good god what strength this man has, 1,2,3 ring that bell.

What a very impressive victory for Ryder as we take you now to Kenny at the interview desk.

Thank you Jimmy, Steve Ryder come on in a very dominant victory tonight.

Shut it Kenny, that was just a taste of what the genetic freak can do and last week those pansy boys AJ and Dragon declared themselves in the battle royal, well I did the math and the stats are in favor of Steve Ryder and I’m throwing my name in the hat in the Battle Royal and Main Eventing Drugs Wars 5.

I’m coming to get back my CBWA World Heavyweight title and all my freaks in the sheets will be riding the Ryder train all night long and Kenny after it’s all said and done I’ll even let you sniff my fingers…

Well there you have it and to be honest I have a new favorite to win the battle royal, back to you guys.

I bet you do Kenny, well there you have it Steve Ryder is now in the Battle Royal at The Great Bogota Bash.

Speaking of The Great Bogota Bash The CBWA Intercontinental Championship will be on the line in a 2 out of 3 falls match between the challenger Foot Von Erich and the champion Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert.

Now this rivalry turned personal last week while during his match with Harry Borwitz Foot Von Erich came down to ringside and got into it with the champ which resulted in a apparent knee injury to Hot Stuff, now Gordon we now have an update for the CBWA fans out there on the champion, following Super Estrella last week, Hot Stuff went to the local hospital in Bogota and the MRI resulted in a torn ACL but we are told the champion will be ready for his title defense at the Bash we shall see as we take you to the Fink

The following contest scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit, currently in the ring weighing in at 234LBS, Jim Neidhart and his opponent weighing in at 256LBS here is Ox Baker

Well Ox is back in the ring as the bell rings and Ox is all over Kendall my god he is unstoppable and holy crap a devastating heart punch and wait a minute Gordon here’s Boltsy storming the ring and he is all over Ox.

This is going to be a DQ for sure as Nicholas Patrick can’t control these two

Boltsy can not wait for the Death Match at The Great Bogota Bash and here comes the big guy.

The former Heavyweight Champion Frank Converse is separating these two and I don’t think he can control this Gordon.

Frank sure is giving it his best JR.

My god what is it going to be like at The Bash this Sunday when these two finally get it on in the Death Match -- folks, we’ll be right back.

Welcome back to CBWA Super Estrella folks glad you can join us here tonight.

This Sunday is The Great Bogota Bash live on Pay Per View, this is going to be one you will not wanna miss as a matter of fact lets run down the card for this spectacular.

That’s right JR it will be a night to remember as we just saw Boltsy will go one on one with Ox Baker in a Bogota Death Match.

That’s going to be something but this one I’m really looking forward to Gordon. The CBWA Intercontinental Championship in a 2 out of 3 falls it will be Hot Stuff against the challenger Foot Von Erich.

The rivalry continues between Bogota OX and Boltsy when they face off in a Colombian Death Match.

For the CBWA Tag Team Titles it will be City Hall against the champions Gibson and AuZZtin in what will be both men’s first match of the night.

That’s right Gordon because for The CBWA South American Title, it will be a kiss my ass match where the loser has to kiss the winners ass when The Miz defends the title against AuZZtin and the key factor of this match will be the condition of the challenger.

This one is going to be epic a 20 man battle royal to determine the #1 contender and a spot to main event the biggest event of the year Drug Wars 5, we have 3 confirmed names and rumor has it a lot of surprises are going to happen in this match, I can’t wait.

And I can’t wait for this one Gordon, the main event for the CBWA World Heavyweight Title and we just found out that Mr. Schneider will be the special referee when Roberto Gibson will face the World Heavyweight Champion, the man Goldberg.

If Roberto loses and the odds are stacked against him, he will be Mr. Schneider’s and The BS Service’s personal assistant for 30 days and if he does not comply he is out of the CBWA for life.

Whatever you do folks, I urge you to call your local cable provider, don’t you miss this spectacular that everybody will be talking about, order The Great Bogota Bash this Sunday as we now take you to the ring and the Fink

The following contest set for one fall is a 2 on 1 handicap match, currently in the ring at a total combined weight of 332LBS here are David Arquette and Mario Lopez, SCREAM BY THE BELL.

Their opponent, weighing in on 425LBS. Here is Blaster Lashley.

Boy JR Lashley is huge.

That he is Gordon, he must be sneaking a few bites of those Uber Eats Deliveries.

We all know that Lopez is a former state champion in amateur wrestling and Arquette is a former WCW champion.

As the bell rings, Lopez and Arquette double dropkick Lashley but it doesn’t effect the big man.

Lopez and Arquette going at a full charge on Lashley and the big man knocks them both with a shoulder takedown both men are down.

Lashley now going for the big splash and my god what a maneuver, this one is over folks, 1,2,3 Lashley with the win.

WINNER: BLASTER LASHLEY

Very impressive win for Lashley as we take you now to Kenny.

Thanks Gordon, Mr. Bolin, Lashley come on in, with The Great Bogota Bash this Sunday what do you have in store for the Bs Service.

Kenny, my boys are primed and ready for this Sunday, I have been training my boys, Cena is now in peak shape, this man right here Lashley is hungry and ready for battle.

The BS Service will be a part of the Battle Royal and I promise you a member of The BS Service will become the Number 1 contender and go and main event Drug Wars 5 I can promise you that, lets go Lashley!

There you go Mr. Bolin promises a winner in the Battle Royal will be a BS Service member, that remains to be seen back to you guys.

Thank you Kenny and who will be able to get the big man Lashley over the top Gordon? It looks like The BS Service will be represented well in the battle royal this Sunday

You may be right about that one Jimmy.

Well folks coming up next, it’s main event time don’t you dare touch that dial we’ll be right back.

And welcome back to CBWA Super Estrella, its main event time as we take you to the Fink

The following contest scheduled for one fall is a tag team match with tv time remaining, introducing first representing the Bs Service at a total combined weight of……….

Oh wait a minute Gibson and AuZZtin attacking Miz and Reigns from behind.

This is chaotic, Gibson is bringing Reigns to the ring and the bell rings and we are under way in this huge main event, Gibson whips Reigns to the corner now tags in AuZZtin and ZZ is stomping a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry.

WAIT a minute from behind, here comes The Miz, but ZZ see’s him and its ZZ and Miz going at and from behind Reigns with a clothesline, referee has got to get this under control.

Reigns now tags in The Miz, The CBWA South American champion, now that ZZ is down of course he starts showboating.

That’s right Jimmy, The Bogota Miz is full of himself…

Now Miz looks like he is going for the skull crushing finale and ZZ hip blocks him, look at Gibson he is getting this crowd pump, he is ready for the tag, ZZ is so close here its comes, but wait just a damn minute Reigns knocks Roberto off the apron, but look at Gibson he has had enough, oh come on referee Patrick stops Roberto

Meanwhile look at the other corner as Reigns and Miz are double teaming ZZ

Why do I have a feeling Patrick has been bought and only being told to see stuff Gordon.

Gibson is chomping at the bit to get in, the Miz now taunting Roberto and now ZZ with a closeline, both men are down ZZ is crawling for the tag.

Gibson is stretching and..he made the tag and here comes the number one contender and he is on fire Gordon.

Dropkick to The Miz, dropkick on Reigns, looks like he is going for a huricurana but Miz cuts him off and ZZ is back up and is all over The Miz.

My god this is chaotic, I wish you could be here folks to experience this live, wait just a damn minute Reigns has a chair but wait here’s the champ Goldberg.

Goldberg is ready for a spear on Reigns.

Here it comes and….. oh my god Reigns moved and Goldberg speared Gibson.

Reigns with the cover 1,2,3 you gotta be kidding me.

Gibson is holding his ribs in pain. ZZ is now in the ring and would you look at this, ZZ and Goldberg, ZZ is asking what the hell?

I don’t think Goldberg speared Gibson on purpose Gordon.

Definitely not Jimmy.

Gibson shrugs Goldberg off now and this looks like it’s about to explode.

Gibson and Goldberg are arguing on what exactly happened, boy Gordon this does not look good and wait Gibson just superkicked Goldberg what the hell was that about?

I don’t know what is going on in Gibson’s head Jimmy. I don’t know either but look who’s on the ramp enjoying this, it’s Mr. John Schneider.

Mr. Schneider indeed, folks we are out of time please join us this Sunday at The Great Bogota Bash, don’t miss it this Sunday, goodnight folks we will see you at The Bash!

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